Titty Mouse and Tatty Mouse both
lived in a house.
Titty Mouse went a-gleaning, and Tatty Mouse went a-gleaning.
So they both went a-gleaning.
Titty Mouse gleaned an ear of corn, and Tatty Mouse gleaned an ear
of corn.
So they both gleaned an ear of corn.
Titty Mouse made a pudding, and Tatty Mouse made a pudding.
So they both made a pudding.
And Tatty Mouse put her pudding into the pot to boil.
But when Titty went to put hers in, the pot tumbled over, and
scalded her to death, and Tatty sat down and wept.
Then the three-legged stool said, "Tatty, why do you weep?"
"Titty's dead," said Tatty, "and so I weep."
"Then," said the stool, "I'll hop," so the stool hopped.
Then a broom in the corner of the room said, "Stool, why do you
hop?"
"Oh!" said the stool, "Titty's dead, and Tatty weeps, and so I hop."
"Then," said the broom, "I'll sweep," so the broom began to sweep.
Then said the door, "Broom, why do you sweep?"
"Oh!" said the broom, "Titty's dead, and Tatty weeps, and the stool
hops, and so I sweep."
"Then," said the door, "I'll jar," so the door jarred.
Then the window said, "Door, why do you jar?"
"Oh!" said the door, "Titty's dead, and Tatty weeps, and the stool
hops, and the broom sweeps, and so I jar."
"Then," said the window, "I'll creak," so the window creaked.
Now there was an old form outside the house, and when the window
creaked, the form said, "Window, why do you creak?"
"Oh!" said the window, "Titty's dead, and Tatty weeps, and the stool
hops, and the broom sweeps, the door jars, and so I creak!"
"Then," said the old form, "I'll gallop round the house." So the old
form galloped round the house.
Now there was a fine large walnut tree growing by the cottage, and
the tree said to the form, "Form, why do you gallop round the
house?"
"Oh!" says the form, "Titty's dead, and Tatty weeps, and the stool
hops, and the broom sweeps, the door jars, and the window creaks,
and so I gallop round the house."
"Then," said the walnut tree, "I'll shed my leaves." So the walnut
tree shed all its beautiful green leaves.
Now there was a little bird perched on one of the boughs of the
tree, and when all the leaves fell, it said, "Walnut tree, why do
you shed your leaves?"
"Oh!" said the tree, "Titty's dead, and Tatty weeps, the stool hops,
and the broom sweeps, the door jars, and the window creaks, the old
form gallops round the house, and so I shed my leaves."
"Then," said the little bird, "I'll moult all my feathers," so he
moulted all his gay feathers.
Now there was a little girl walking below, carrying a jug of milk
for her brothers' and sisters' supper, and when she saw the poor
little bird moult all its feathers, she said, "Little bird, why do
you moult all your feathers?"
"Oh!" said the little bird, "Titty's dead, and Tatty weeps, the
stool hops, and the broom sweeps, the door jars, and the window
creaks, the old form gallops round the house, the walnut tree sheds
its leaves, and so I moult all my feathers."
"Then," said the little girl, "I'll spill the milk." So she dropt
the pitcher and spilt the milk.
Now there was an old man just by on the top of a ladder thatching a
rick, and when he saw the little girl spill the milk, he said,
"Little girl, what do you mean by spilling the milk? your little
brothers and sisters must go without their suppers."
Then said the little girl, "Titty's dead, and Tatty weeps, the stool
hops, and the broom sweeps, the door jars, and the window creaks,
the old form gallops round the house, the walnut tree sheds all its
leaves, the little bird moults all its feathers, and so I spill the
milk."
"Oh!" said the old man, "then I'll tumble off the ladder and break
my neck."
So he tumbled off the ladder and broke his neck; and when the old
man broke his neck, the great walnut tree fell down with a crash and
upset the old form and house, and the house falling knocked the
window out, and the window knocked the door down, and the door upset
the broom, and the broom upset the stool, and poor little Tatty
Mouse was buried beneath the ruins.