A long long time ago, when most of the world was young and folk
did what they liked because all things were good, there lived a boy
called Jack.
His father was bed-ridden, and his mother, a good soul, was busy
early morns and late eyes planning and placing how to support her
sick husband and her young son by selling the milk and butter which
Milky-White, the beautiful cow, gave them without stint. For it was
summer-time. But winter came on; the herbs of the fields took refuge
from the frosts in the warm earth, and though his mother sent Jack
to gather what fodder he could get in the hedgerows, he came back as
often as not with a very empty sack; for Jack's eyes were so often
full of wonder at all the things he saw that sometimes he forgot to
work!
So it came to pass that one morning Milky-White gave no milk at
all—not one drain! Then the good hard-working mother threw her apron
over her head and sobbed:
"What shall we do? What shall we do?"
Now Jack loved his mother; besides, he felt just a bit sneaky at
being such a big boy and doing so little to help, so he said, "Cheer
up! Cheer up! I'll go and get work somewhere." And he felt as he
spoke as if he would work his fingers to the bone; but the good
woman shook her head mournfully.
"You've tried that before, Jack," she said, "and nobody would keep
you. You are quite a good lad but your wits go a-wool-gathering. No,
we must sell Milky-White and live on the money. It is no use crying
over milk that is not here to spill!"
You see, she was a wise as well as a hard-working woman, and Jack's
spirits rose.
"Just so," he cried. "We will sell Milky-White and be richer than
ever. It's an ill wind that blows no one good. So, as it is
market-day, I'll just take her there and we shall see what we shall
see."
"But—" began his mother.
"But doesn't butter parsnips," laughed Jack. "Trust me to make a
good bargain."
So, as it was washing-day, and her sick husband was more ailing than
usual, his mother let Jack set off to sell the cow.
"Not less than ten pounds," she bawled after him as he turned the
corner.
Ten pounds, indeed! Jack had made up his mind to twenty! Twenty
solid golden sovereigns!
He was just settling what he should buy his mother as a fairing out
of the money, when he saw a queer little old man on the road who
called out, "Good-morning, Jack!"
"Good-morning," replied Jack, with a polite bow, wondering how the
queer little old man happened to know his name; though, to be sure,
Jacks were as plentiful as blackberries.
"And where may you be going?" asked the queer little old man. Jack
wondered again—he was always wondering, you know—what the queer
little old man had to do with it; but, being always polite, he
replied:
"I am going to market to sell Milky-White—and I mean to make a good
bargain."
"So you will! So you will!" chuckled the queer little old' man. "You
look the sort of chap for it. I bet you know how many beans make
five?"
"Two in each hand and one in my mouth," answered Jack readily. He
really was sharp as a needle.
"Just so, just so!" chuckled the queer little old man; and as he
spoke he drew out of his pocket five beans. "Well, here they are, so
give us Milky-White."
Jack was so flabbergasted that he stood with his mouth open as if he
expected the fifth bean to fly into it.
"What!" he said at last. "My Milky-White for five common beans! Not
if I know it!"
"But they aren't common beans," put in the queer little old man, and
there was a queer little smile on his queer little face. "If you
plant these beans over-night, by morning they will have grown up
right into the very sky."
Jack was too flabbergasted this time even to open his mouth; his
eyes opened instead.
"Did you say right into the very sky?" he asked at last; for, see
you, Jack had wondered more about the sky than about anything else.
"RIGHT UP INTO THE VERY SKY" repeated the queer old man, with a nod
between each word. "It's a good bargain, Jack; and, as fair play's a
jewel, if they don't—why! meet me here to-morrow morning and you
shall have Milky-White back again. Will that please you?"
"Right as a trivet," cried Jack, without stopping to think, and the
next moment he found himself standing on an empty road.
"Two in each hand and one in my mouth," repeated Jack. "That is what
I said, and what I'll do. Everything in order, and if what the queer
little old man said isn't true, I shall get Milky-White back
to-morrow morning."
So whistling and munching the bean he trudged home cheerfully,
wondering what the sky would be like if he ever got there.
"What a long time you've been!" exclaimed his mother, who was
watching anxiously for him at the gate. "It is past sun-setting; but
I see you have sold Milky-White. Tell me quick how much you got for
her."
"You'll never guess," began Jack.
"Laws-a-mercy! You don't say so," interrupted the good woman. "And I
worriting all day lest they should take you in. What was it? Ten
pounds—fifteen—sure it can't be twenty!"
Jack held out the beans triumphantly.
"There," he said. "That's what I got for her, and a jolly good
bargain too!"
It was his mother's turn to be flabbergasted; but all she said was:
"What! Them beans!"
"Yes," replied Jack, beginning to doubt his own wisdom; "but they're
magic beans. If you plant them over-night, by morning
they—grow—right up—into—the—sky—Oh! Please don't hit so hard!"
For Jack's mother for once had lost her temper, and was belabouring
the boy for all she was worth. And when she had finished scolding
and beating, she flung the miserable beans out of window and sent
him, supperless, to bed.
If this was the magical effect of the beans, thought Jack ruefully,
he didn't want any more magic, if you please.
However, being healthy and, as a rule, happy, he soon fell asleep
and slept like a top.
When he woke he thought at first it was moonlight, for everything in
the room showed greenish. Then he stared at the little window. It
was covered as if with a curtain by leaves. He was out of bed in a
trice, and the next moment, without waiting to dress, was climbing
up the biggest beanstalk you ever saw. For what the queer little old
man had said was true! One of the beans which his mother had chucked
into the garden had found soil, taken root, and grown in the
night....
Where?...
Up to the very sky? Jack meant to see at any rate.
So he climbed, and he climbed, and he climbed. It was easy work, for
the big beanstalk with the leaves growing out of each side was like
a ladder; for all that he soon was out of breath. Then he got his
second wind, and was just beginning to wonder if he had a third when
he saw in front of him a wide, shining white road stretching away,
and away, and away.
So he took to walking, and he walked, and walked, and walked, till
he came to a tall, shining white house with a wide white doorstep.
And on the doorstep stood a great big woman with a black
porridge-pot in her hand. Now Jack, having had no supper, was hungry
as a hunter, and when he saw the porridge-pot he said quite
politely:
"Good-morning, 'm. I wonder if you could give me some breakfast?"
"Breakfast!" echoed the woman, who, in truth, was an ogre's wife.
"If it is breakfast you're wanting, it's breakfast you'll likely be;
for I expect my man home every instant, and there is nothing he
likes better for breakfast than a boy—a fat boy grilled on toast."
Now Jack was not a bit of a coward, and when he wanted a thing he
generally got it, so he said cheerful-like:
"I'd be fatter if I'd had my breakfast!" Whereat the ogre's wife
laughed and bade Jack come in; for she was not, really, half as bad
as she looked. But he had hardly finished the great bowl of porridge
and milk she gave him when the whole house began to tremble and
quake. It was the ogre coming home!
Thump! THUMP!! THUMP!!!
"Into the oven with you, sharp!" cried the ogre's wife; and the iron
oven door was just closed when the ogre strode in. Jack could see
him through the little peep-hole slide at the top where the steam
came out.
He was a big one for sure. He had three sheep strung to his belt,
and these he threw down on the table. "Here, wife," he cried, "roast
me these snippets for breakfast; they are all I've been able to get
this morning, worse luck! I hope the oven's hot?" And he went to
touch the handle, while Jack burst out all of a sweat, wondering
what would happen next.
"Roast!" echoed the ogre's wife. "Pooh! the little things would dry
to cinders. Better boil them."
So she set to work to boil them; but the ogre began sniffing about
the room. "They don't smell—mutton meat," he growled. Then he
frowned horribly and began the real ogre's rhyme:
"Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he alive, or be he dead,
I'll grind his bones to make my bread."
"Don't be silly!" said his wife. "It's the bones of the little boy
you had for supper that I'm boiling down for soup! Come, eat your
breakfast, there's a good ogre!"
So the ogre ate his three sheep, and when he had done he went to a
big oaken chest and took out three big bags of golden pieces. These
he put on the table, and began to count their contents while his
wife cleared away the breakfast things. And by and by his head began
to nod, and at last he began to snore, and snored so loud that the
whole house shook.
Then Jack nipped out of the oven and, seizing one of the bags of
gold, crept away, and ran along the straight, wide, shining white
road as fast as his legs would carry him till he came to the
beanstalk. He couldn't climb down it with the bag of gold, it was so
heavy, so he just flung his burden down first, and, helter-skelter,
climbed after it.
And when he came to the bottom, there was his mother picking up gold
pieces out of the garden as fast as she could; for, of course, the
bag had burst.
"Laws-a-mercy me!" she says. "Wherever have you been? See! It's been
rainin' gold!"
"No, it hasn't," began Jack. "I climbed up—"
Then he turned to look for the beanstalk; but, lo and behold! it
wasn't there at all! So he knew, then, it was all real magic.
After that they lived happily on the gold pieces for a long time,
and the bed-ridden father got all sorts of nice things to eat; but,
at last, a day came when Jack's mother showed a doleful face as she
put a big yellow sovereign into Jack's hand and bade him be careful
marketing, because there was not one more in the coffer. After that
they must starve.
That night Jack went supperless to bed of his own accord. If he
couldn't make money, he thought, at any rate he could eat less
money. It was a shame for a big boy to stuff himself and bring no
grist to the mill.
He slept like a top, as boys do when they don't overeat themselves,
and when he woke....
Hey, presto! the whole room showed greenish, and there was a curtain
of leaves over the window! Another bean had grown in the night, and
Jack was up it like a lamp-lighter before you could say knife.
This time he didn't take nearly so long climbing until he reached
the straight, wide, white road, and in a trice he found himself
before the tall white house, where on the wide white steps the
ogre's wife was standing with the black porridge-pot in her hand.
And this time Jack was as bold as brass. "Good-morning, 'm," he
said. "I've come to ask you for breakfast, for I had no supper, and
I'm as hungry as a hunter."
"Go away, bad boy!" replied the ogre's wife. "Last time I gave a boy
breakfast my man missed a whole bag of gold. I believe you are the
same boy."
"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not," said Jack, with a laugh. "I'll tell you
true when I've had my breakfast; but not till then."
So the ogre's wife, who was dreadfully curious, gave him a big bowl
full of porridge; but before he had half finished it he heard the
ogre coming—
Thump! THUMP! THUMP!
"In with you to the oven," shrieked the ogre's wife. "You shall tell
me when he has gone to sleep."
This time Jack saw through the steam peep-hole that the ogre had
three fat calves strung to his belt.
"Better luck to-day, wife!" he cried, and his voice shook the house.
"Quick! Roast these trifles for my breakfast! I hope the oven's
hot?"
And he went to feel the handle of the door, but his wife cried out
sharply:
"Roast! Why, you'd have to wait hours before they were done! I'll
broil them—see how bright the fire is!"
"Umph!" growled the ogre. And then he began sniffing and calling
out:
"Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he alive, or be he dead,
I'll grind his bones to make my bread."
"Twaddle!" said the ogre's wife. "It's only the bones of the boy you
had last week that I've put into the pig-bucket!"
"Umph!" said the ogre harshly; but he ate the broiled calves, and
then he said to his wife, "Bring me my hen that lays the magic eggs.
I want to see gold."
So the ogre's wife brought him a great big black hen with a shiny
red comb. She plumped it down on the table and took away the
breakfast things.
Then the ogre said to the hen, "Lay!" and it promptly laid—what do
you think?—a beautiful, shiny, yellow, golden egg!
"None so dusty, henny-penny," laughed the ogre. "I shan't have to
beg as long as I've got you." Then he said, "Lay!" once more; and,
lo and behold! there was another beautiful, shiny, yellow, golden
egg!
Jack could hardly believe his eyes, and made up his mind that he
would have that hen, come what might. So, when the ogre began to
doze, he just out like a flash from the oven, seized the hen, and
ran for his life! But, you see, he reckoned without his prize; for
hens, you know, always cackle when they leave their nests after
laying an egg, and this one set up such a scrawing that it woke the
ogre.
"Where's my hen?" he shouted, and his wife came rushing in, and they
both rushed to the door; but Jack had got the better of them by a
good start, and all they could see was a little figure right away
down the wide white road, holding a big, scrawing, cackling,
fluttering black hen by the legs!
How Jack got down the beanstalk he never knew. It was all wings, and
leaves, and feathers, and cacklings; but get down he did, and there
was his mother wondering if the sky was going to fall!
But the very moment Jack touched ground he called out, "Lay!" and
the black hen ceased cackling and laid a great, big, shiny, yellow,
golden egg.
So every one was satisfied; and from that moment everybody had
everything that money could buy. For, whenever they wanted anything,
they just said, "Lay!" and the black hen provided them with gold.
But Jack began to wonder if he couldn't find something else besides
money in the sky. So one fine moonlight midsummer night he refused
his supper, and before he went to bed stole out to the garden with a
big watering-can and watered the ground under his window; for,
thought he, "there must be two more beans somewhere, and perhaps it
is too dry for them to grow." Then he slept like a top.
And, lo and behold! when he woke, there was the green light
shimmering through his room, and there he was in an instant on the
beanstalk, climbing, climbing, climbing for all he was worth.
But this time he knew better than to ask for his breakfast; for the
ogre's wife would be sure to recognise him. So he just hid in some
bushes beside the great white house, till he saw her in the
scullery, and then he slipped out and hid himself in the copper; for
he knew she would be sure to look in the oven first thing.
And by and by he heard—
Thump! THUMP! THUMP!
And peeping through a crack in the copper-lid, he could see the ogre
stalk in with three huge oxen strung at his belt. But this time, no
sooner had the ogre got into the house than he began shouting:
"Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he alive, or be he dead,
I'll grind his bones to make my bread."
For, see you, the copper-lid didn't fit tight like the oven door,
and ogres have noses like a dog's for scent.
"Well, I declare, so do I!" exclaimed the ogre's wife. "It will be
that horrid boy who stole the bag of gold and the hen. If so, he's
hid in the oven!"
But when she opened the door, lo and behold! Jack wasn't there! Only
some joints of meat roasting and sizzling away. Then she laughed and
said, "You and me be fools for sure. Why, it's the boy you caught
last night as I was getting ready for your breakfast. Yes, we be
fools to take dead meat for live flesh! So eat your breakfast,
there's a good ogre!"
But the ogre, though he enjoyed roast boy very much, wasn't
satisfied, and every now and then he would burst out with "Fee-fi-fo-fum,"
and get up and search the cupboards, keeping Jack in a fever of fear
lest he should think of the copper.
But he didn't. And when he had finished his breakfast he called out
to his wife, "Bring me my magic harp! I want to be amused."
So she brought out a little harp and put it on the table. And the
ogre leant back in his chair and said lazily:
"Sing!"
And, lo and behold! the harp began to sing. If you want to know what
it sang about? Why! It sang about everything! And it sang so
beautifully that Jack forgot to be frightened, and the ogre forgot
to think of "Fee-fi-fo-fum," and fell asleep and
did NOT SNORE.
Then Jack stole out of the copper like a mouse and crept hands and
knees to the table, raised himself up ever so softly and laid hold
of the magic harp; for he was determined to have it.
But, no sooner had he touched it, than it cried out quite loud,
"Master! Master!" So the ogre woke, saw Jack making off, and rushed
after him.
My goodness, it was a race! Jack was nimble, but the ogre's stride
was twice as long. So, though Jack turned, and twisted, and doubled
like a hare, yet at last, when he got to the beanstalk, the ogre was
not a dozen yards behind him. There wasn't time to think, so Jack
just flung himself on to the stalk and began to go down as fast as
he could, while the harp kept calling, "Master! Master!" at the very
top of its voice. He had only got down about a quarter of the way
when there was the most awful lurch you can think of, and Jack
nearly fell off the beanstalk. It was the ogre beginning to climb
down, and his weight made the stalk sway like a tree in a storm.
Then Jack knew it was life or death, and he climbed down faster and
faster, and as he climbed he shouted, "Mother! Mother! Bring an axe!
Bring an axe!"
Now his mother, as luck would have it, was in the backyard chopping
wood, and she ran out thinking that this time the sky must have
fallen. Just at that moment Jack touched ground, and he flung down
the harp—which immediately began to sing of all sorts of beautiful
things—and he seized the axe and gave a great chop at the beanstalk,
which shook and swayed and bent like barley before a breeze.
"Have a care!" shouted the ogre, clinging on as hard as he could.
But Jack did have a care, and he dealt that beanstalk such a shrewd
blow that the whole of it, ogre and all, came toppling down, and, of
course, the ogre broke his crown, so that he died on the spot.
"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman."
After that everyone was quite happy. For
they had gold to spareand if the bedridden
father was dull, Jackjust brought out the harp
and said, "Sing!"And lo and behold, it
sang about everythingunder the sun.
So Jack ceased wonderingso much and became
quite a usefulperson.
And the last beanstill hasn't grown yet.
It is still inthe garden.
I wonder if it willever grow?
And what little child will climbit's beanstalk into the sky?
And what will thatchild find?
Goody me!