Jimmy Skunk - Unc' Billy Possum Tries His Old Trick
by: Thorton Burgess
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The first knowledge Unc' Billy
Possum had that he was discovered came to him through his tail. Yes,
Sir, it came to him through his tail. Farmer Brown's boy pinched it.
It was rather a mean thing to do, but Farmer Brown's boy was
curious. He wanted to see what Unc' Billy would do. And he didn't
pinch very hard, not hard enough to really hurt. Farmer Brown's boy
is too good-hearted to hurt any one if he can help it.
Now any other of the Green Forest and Green Meadows people would
promptly have pulled their tail away had they been in Unc' Billy's
place. But Unc' Billy didn't. No, Sir, Unc' Billy didn't. That tail
might have belonged to any one but him so far as he made any sign.
Of course, he felt like pulling it away. Any one would have in his
place. But he didn't move it the tiniest bit, which goes to show
that Unc' Billy has great self-control when he wishes.
Farmer Brown's boy pinched again, just a little harder, but still
Unc' Billy made no sign. Farmer Brown's boy chuckled and began to
pull on that tail. He pulled and pulled until finally he had pulled
Unc' Billy out of his hiding-place, and he swung by his tail from
the hand of Farmer Brown's boy. There wasn't the least sign of life
about Unc' Billy. He looked as if he were dead, and he acted as if
he were dead. Any one not knowing Unc' Billy would have supposed
that he was dead.
Farmer Brown's boy dropped Unc' Billy on the floor. He lay just as
he fell. Farmer Brown's boy rolled him over with his foot, but there
wasn't a sign of life in Unc' Billy. He hoped that Farmer Brown's
boy really did think him dead. That was what he wanted. Farmer
Brown's boy picked him up again and laid him on a box, first putting
a board over the hole in the floor and closing the henhouse door.
Then he went about his work of cleaning out the henhouse and
measuring out the grain for the biddies.
Unc' Billy lay there on the box, and he certainly was pathetic
looking. A dead animal or bird is always pathetic looking, and none
was ever more so than Unc' Billy Possum as he lay on that box. His
hair was all rumpled up, as it usually is. It was filled with dust
from the floor and bits of straw. His lips were drawn back and his
mouth partly open. His eyes seemed to be closed. As a matter of
fact, they were open just a teeny, weeny bit, just enough for Unc'
Billy to watch Farmer Brown's boy. But to have looked at him you
would have thought him as dead as the deadest thing that ever was.
As he went about his work Farmer Brown's boy kept an eye on Unc'
Billy and chuckled. "You old fraud," said he. "You think you are
fooling me, but I know you. Possums don't die of nothing in hens'
nests. You certainly are a clever old rascal, and the best actor
I've ever seen. I wonder how long you will keep it up. I wish I had
half as much self-control."
When he had finished his work he picked Unc' Billy up by the tail
once more, opened the door, and started for the house with Unc'
Billy swinging from his hand and bumping against his legs. Still Unc'
Billy gave no sign of life. He wondered where he was being taken to.
He was terribly frightened. But he stuck to his old trick of playing
dead which had served him so well more than once before.