Jimmy Skunk - Jimmy Skunk Explains
by: Thorton Burgess
Rank: N/A
You'll find this true where'er
you go
That those prepared few troubles know.
"To begin with, I am not such a very big fellow, am I?" said Jimmy.
"Ah reckons Ah knows a right smart lot of folks bigger than yo',
Brer Skunk," replied Unc' Billy, with a grin. You know Jimmy Skunk
really is a little fellow compared with some of his neighbors.
"And I haven't very long claws or very big teeth, have I?" continued
Jimmy.
"Ah reckons mine are about as long and about as big," returned Unc'
Billy, looking more puzzled than ever.
"But you never see anybody bothering me, do you?" went on Jimmy.
"No," replied Unc' Billy.
"And it's the same way with Prickly Porky the Porcupine. You never
see anybody bothering him or offering to do him any harm, do you?"
persisted Jimmy.
"No," replied Unc' Billy once more.
"Why?" demanded Jimmy.
Unc' Billy grinned broadly. "Ah reckons, Brer Skunk," said he, "that
there isn't anybody wants to go fo' to meddle with yo' and Brer
Porky. Ah reckons most folks knows what would happen if they did,
and that yo' and Brer Porky are folks it's a sight mo' comfortable
to leave alone. Leastways, Ah does. Ah ain't aiming fo' trouble with
either of yo'. That li'l bag of scent yo' carry is cert'nly most
powerful, Brer Skunk, and Ah isn't hankering to brush against those
little spears Brer Porky is so free with. Ah knows when Ah's well
off, and Ah reckons most folks feel the same way."
Jimmy Skunk chuckled. "One more question, Unc' Billy," said he. "Did
you ever know me to pick a quarrel and use that bag of scent without
being attacked?"
Unc' Billy considered for a few minutes. "Ah can't say Ah ever did,"
he replied.
"And you never knew Prickly Porky to go hunting trouble either,"
declared Jimmy. "We don't either of us go hunting trouble, and
trouble never comes hunting us, and the reason is that we both are
always prepared for trouble and everybody knows it. Buster Bear
could squash me by just stepping on me, but he doesn't try it. You
notice he always is very polite when we meet. Prickly Porky and I
are armed for defence, but we never use our weapons for offence.
Nobody bothers us, and we bother nobody. That's the beauty of being
prepared."
Unc' Billy thought it over for a few minutes. Then he sighed and
sighed again.
"Ah reckons yo' and Brer Porky are about the luckiest people Ah
knows," said he. "Yes, Sah, Ah reckons yo' is just that. Ah don't
fear anybody mah own size, but Ah cert'nly does have some mighty
scary times when Ah meets some people Ah might mention. Ah wish Ol'
Mother Nature had done gone and given me something fo' to make
people as scary of me as they are of yo'. Ah cert'nly believes in
preparedness after seein' yo', Brer Skunk. Ah cert'nly does just
that very thing. Have yo' found any nice fresh aiggs lately?"