A man, of small stature, found
himself standing alone on a prairie. He thought to himself, "How
came I here? Are there no beings on this earth but myself? I must
travel and see. I must walk till I find the abodes of men."
So soon as his mind was made up, he set out, he knew not whither, in
search of habitations. He was a resolute little fellow, and no
difficulties could turn him from his purpose: neither prairies,
rivers, woods nor storms, had the effect to daunt his courage or
turn him back. After traveling a long time, he came to a wood, in
which he saw decayed stumps of trees, as if they had been cut in
ancient times, but no other trace of men. Pursuing his journey, he
found more recent marks of the same kind; after this, he came upon
fresh traces of human beings; first their footsteps, and then the
wood they had felled, lying in heaps. Pushing on, he emerged toward
dusk from the forest, and beheld at a distance a large village of
high lodges standing on rising ground.
"I am tired of this dog-trot," he said to himself. "I will arrive
there on a run."
He started off with all his speed. On coming to the first lodge,
without any especial exertion, he jumped over it, and found himself
standing by the door on the other side. Those within saw something
pass over the opening in the roof; they thought from the shadow it
cast that it must have been some huge bird—and then they heard a
thump upon the ground. "What is that?" they all said and several ran
out to see.
They invited him in, and he found himself in company with an old
chief and several men who were seated in the lodge. Meat was set
before him; after which the old chief asked him whither he was
going, and what was his name. He answered that he was in search of
adventures, and that his name was "Grasshopper."
They all opened their eyes upon the stranger with a broad stare.
"Grasshopper!" whispered one to another; and a general titter went
round.
They invited him to stay with them, which he was inclined to do; for
it was a pleasant village, but so small as to constantly embarrass
Grasshopper. He was in perpetual trouble; whenever he shook hands
with a stranger, to whom he might be introduced, such was the
abundance of his strength, without meaning it, he wrung his arm off
at the shoulder. Once or twice, in mere sport, he cuffed the boys,
about the lodge, by the side of the head, and they flew out of sight
as though they had been shot from a bow; nor could they ever be
found again, though they were searched for in all the country round,
far and wide. If Grasshopper proposed to himself a short stroll in
the morning, he was at once miles out of town. When he entered a
lodge, if he happened for a moment to forget himself, he walked
straight through the leathern, or wooden, or earthen walls, as if he
had been merely passing through a bush. At his meals he broke in
pieces all the dishes, set them down as lightly as he would; and
putting a leg out of bed when he rose, it was a common thing for him
to push off the top of the lodge.
He wanted more elbow-room; and after a short stay, in which, by the
accidentally letting go of his strength, he had nearly laid waste
the whole place, and filled it with demolished lodges and broken
pottery, and one-armed men, he made up his mind to go further,
taking with him a young man who had formed a strong attachment for
him, and who might serve him as his pipe-bearer; for Grasshopper was
a huge smoker, and vast clouds followed him wherever he went; so
that people could say, "Grasshopper is coming!" by the mighty smoke
he raised.
They set out together, and when his companion was fatigued with
walking, Grasshopper would put him forward on his journey a mile or
two by giving him a cast in the air, and lighting him in a soft
place among the trees, or in a cool spot in a water-pond, among the
sedges and water-lilies. At other times he would lighten the way by
showing off a few tricks, such as leaping over trees, and turning
round on one leg till he made the dust fly; at which the pipe-bearer
was mightily pleased, although it sometimes happened that the
character of these gambols frightened him. For Grasshopper would,
without the least hint of such an intention, jump into the air far
ahead, and it would cost the little pipe-bearer half a day's hard
travel to come up with him; and then the dust Grasshopper raised was
often so thick and heavy as to completely bury the poor little
pipe-bearer, and compel Grasshopper to dig diligently and with might
and main to get him out alive.
One day they came to a very large village, where they were well
received. After staying in it some time (in the course of which
Grasshopper, in a fit of abstraction, walked straight through the
sides of three lodges without stopping to look for the door), they
were informed of a number of wicked spirits, who lived at a
distance, and who made it a practice to kill all who came to their
lodge. Attempts had been made to destroy them, but they had always
proved more than a match for such as had come out against them.
Grasshopper determined to pay them a visit, although he was strongly
advised not to do so. The chief of the village warned him of the
great danger he would incur, but finding Grasshopper resolved, he
said:
"Well, if you will go, being my guest, I will send twenty warriors
to serve you."
Grasshopper thanked him for the offer, although he suggested that he
thought he could get along without them, at which the little
pipe-bearer grinned, for his master had never shown in that village
what he could do, and the chief thought that Grasshopper, being
little himself, would be likely to need twenty warriors, at the
least, to encounter the wicked spirits with any chance of success.
Twenty young men made their appearance. They set forward, and after
about a day's journey they descried the lodge of the Manitoes.
Grasshopper placed his friend, the pipe-bearer, and the warriors,
near enough to see all that passed, while he went alone to the
lodge.
As he entered, Grasshopper saw five horrid-looking Manitoes in the
act of eating. It was the father and his four sons. They were really
hideous to look upon. Their eyes were swimming low in their heads,
and they glared about as if they were half starved. They offered
Grasshopper something to eat, which he politely refused, for he had
a strong suspicion that it was the thigh-bone of a man.
"What have you come for?" said the old one.
"Nothing," answered Grasshopper; "where is your uncle?"
They all stared at him, and answered:
"We ate him, yesterday. What do you want?"
"Nothing," said Grasshopper; "where is your grandfather?"
They all answered, with another broad stare:
"We ate him a week ago. Do you not wish to wrestle?"
"Yes," replied Grasshopper, "I don't mind if I do take a turn; but
you must be easy with me, for you see I am very little."
Pipe-bearer, who stood near enough to overhear the conversation,
grinned from ear to ear when he caught this remark. The Manitoes
answered:
"Oh yes, we will be easy with you."
And as they said this they looked at each other, and rolled their
eyes about in a dreadful manner. A hideous smile came over their
faces as they whispered among themselves:
"It's a pity he's so thin. You go," they said to the eldest brother.
The two got ready—the Manito and Grasshopper—and they were soon
clinched in each other's arms for a deadly throw. Grasshopper knew
their object—his death; they wanted a taste of his delicate little
body, and he was determined they should have it, perhaps in a
different sense from that they intended.
"Haw! haw!" they cried, and soon the dust and dry leaves flew about
as if driven by a strong wind. The Manito was strong, but
Grasshopper thought he could master him; and all at once giving him
a sly trip, as the wicked spirit was trying to finish his breakfast
with a piece out of his shoulder, he sent the Manito head-foremost
against a stone; and, calling aloud to the three others, he bade
them come and take the body away.
The brothers now stepped forth in quick succession, but Grasshopper
having got his blood up, and limbered himself by exercise, soon
dispatched the three—sending one this way, another that, and the
third straight up into the air, so high that he never came down
again.
It was time for the old Manito to be frightened, and dreadfully
frightened he got, and ran for his life, which was the very worst
thing he could have done; for Grasshopper, of all his gifts of
strength, was most noted for his speed of foot. The old Manito set
off, and for mere sport's sake, Grasshopper pursued him. Sometimes
he was before the wicked old spirit, sometimes he was flying over
his head, and then he would keep along at a steady trot just at his
heels, till he had blown all the breath out of the old knave's body.
Meantime his friend, the pipe-bearer, and the twenty young warriors,
cried out:
"Ha, ha, ah! ha, ha, ah! Grasshopper is driving him before him!"
The Manito only turned his head now and then to look back. At
length, when he was tired of the sport, to be rid of him,
Grasshopper, with a gentle application of his foot, sent the wicked
old Manito whirling away through the air, in which he made a great
number of the most curious turn-overs in the world, till he came to
alight, when it so happened that he fell astride of an old
bull-buffalo, grazing in a distant pasture, who straightway set off
with him at a long gallop, and the old Manito has not been heard of
to this day.
The warriors and the pipe-bearer and Grasshopper set to work and
burned down the lodge of the wicked spirits, and then when they came
to look about, they saw that the ground was strewn on all sides with
human bones bleaching in the sun; these were the unhappy victims of
the Manitoes. Grasshopper then took three arrows from his girdle,
and after having performed a ceremony to God, he shot
one into the air, crying, "You are lying down; rise up, or you will
be hit!"
The bones all moved to one place. He shot the second arrow,
repeating the same words, when each bone drew toward its
fellow-bone; the third arrow brought forth to life the whole
multitude of people who had been killed by the Manitoes. Grasshopper
conducted the crowd to the chief of the village, who had proved his
friend, and gave them into his hands. The chief was there with his
counselors, to whom he spoke apart.
"Who is more worthy," said the chief to Grasshopper, "to rule than
you. You alone can defend them."
Grasshopper thanked him, and told him that he was in search of more
adventures. "I have done some things," said little Grasshopper,
rather boastfully, "and I think I can do some more."
The chief still urged him, but he was eager to go, and naming
pipe-bearer to tarry and take his place, he set out again on his
travels, promising that he would some time or other come back and
see them.
"Ho! ho! ho!" they all cried. "Come back again and see us!" He
renewed his promise that he would; and then set out alone.
After traveling some time he came to a great lake, and on looking
about he discovered a very large otter on an island. He thought to
himself, "His skin will make me a fine pouch." And he immediately
drew up at long shots, and drove an arrow into his side. He waded
into the lake, and with some difficulty dragged him ashore, and up a
hill overlooking the lake.
As soon as Grasshopper got the otter into the sunshine where it was
warm, he skinned him, and threw the carcass some distance off,
thinking the war-eagle would come, and that he should have a chance
to secure his feathers as ornaments for the head; for Grasshopper
began to be proud, and was disposed to display himself.
He soon heard a rushing noise as of a loud wind, but could see
nothing. Presently a large eagle dropped, as if from the air, upon
the otter's carcass. Grasshopper drew his bow, and the arrow passed
through under both of his wings. The bird made a convulsive flight
upward, with such force that the cumbrous body was borne up several
feet from the ground; but with its claws deeply fixed, the heavy
otter brought the eagle back to the earth. Grasshopper possessed
himself of a handful of the prime feathers, crowned his head with
the trophy, and set off in high spirits on the look out for
something new.
After walking awhile, he came to a body of water which flooded the
trees on its banks—it was a lake made by beavers. Taking his station
on the raised dam where the stream escaped, he watched to see
whether any of the beavers would show themselves. A head presently
peeped out of the water to see who it was that disturbed them.
"My friend," said Grasshopper, in his most persuasive manner, "could
you not oblige me by turning me into a beaver like yourself. Nothing
would please me so much as to make your acquaintance, I can assure
you;" for Grasshopper was curious to know how these watery creatures
lived, and what kind of notions they had.
"I do not know," replied the beaver, who was rather short-nosed and
surly. "I will go and ask the others. Meanwhile stay where you are,
if you please."
"To be sure," answered Grasshopper, stealing down the bank several
paces as soon as the beaver's back was turned.
Presently there was a great splashing of the water, and all the
beavers showed their heads, and looked warily to where he stood, to
see if he was armed; but he had knowingly left his bow and arrows in
a hollow tree at a short distance.
After a long conversation, which they conducted in a whisper so that
Grasshopper could not catch a word, strain his ears as he would,
they all advanced in a body toward the spot where he stood; the
chief approaching the nearest, and lifting his head highest out of
the water.
"Can you not," said Grasshopper, noticing that they waited for him
to speak first, "turn me into a beaver? I wish to live among you."
"Yes," answered their chief; "lie down." And Grasshopper in a moment
found himself a beaver, and was gliding into the water, when a
thought seemed to strike him, and he paused at the edge of the lake.
"I am very small," he said, to the beaver, in a sorrowful tone. "You
must make me large," he said; for Grasshopper was terribly
ambitious, and wanted always to be the first person in every
company. "Larger than any of you; in my present size it's hardly
worth my while to go into the water."
"Yes, yes!" said they. "By and by, when we get into the lodge it
shall be done."
They all dived into the lake, and in passing great heaps of limbs
and logs at the bottom, he asked the use of them; they answered, "It
is for our winter's provisions."
When they all got into the lodge their number was about one hundred.
The lodge was large and warm.
"Now we will make you large," said they. "Will that do?"
"Yes," he answered; for he found that he was ten times the size of
the largest.
"You need not go out," said the others; "we will bring you food into
the lodge, and you will be our chief."
"Very well," Grasshopper answered. He thought, "I will stay here and
grow fat at their expense." But, soon after, one ran into the lodge,
out of breath, crying out, "We are visited by the Indians!"
All huddled together in great fear. The water began to lower, for
the hunters had broken down the dam, and they soon heard them on the
roof of the lodge, breaking it up. Out jumped all the beavers into
the water, and so escaped.
Grasshopper tried to follow them; but, unfortunately, to gratify his
ambition, they had made him so large that he could not creep out at
the hole. He tried to call them back, but either they did not hear
or would not attend to him; he worried himself so much in searching
for a door to let him out, that he looked like a great bladder,
swollen and blistering in the sun, and the sweat stood out upon his
forehead in knobs and huge bubbles.
Although he heard and understood every word that the hunters
spoke—and some of their expressions suggested terrible ideas—he
could not turn himself back into a man. He had chosen to be a
beaver, and a beaver he must be. One of the hunters, a prying little
man, with a single lock dangling over one eye—this inquisitive
little fellow put his head in at the top of the lodge. "Ty-au!"
cried he. "Tut ty-au! Me-shau-mik—king of beavers is in." Whereupon
the whole crowd of hunters began upon him with their clubs, and
knocked his scull about until it was no harder than a morass in the
middle of summer. Grasshopper thought as well as ever he did,
although he was a beaver; and he felt that he was in a rather
foolish scrape, inhabiting the carcass of a beaver.
Presently seven or eight of the hunters hoisted his body upon long
poles, and marched away home with him. As they went, he reflected in
this manner: "What will become of me? My ghost or shadow will not
die after they get me to their lodges."
Invitations were immediately sent out for a grand feast; but as soon
as his body got cold, his soul being uncomfortable in a house
without heat, flew off.
Having reassumed his mortal shape, Grasshopper found himself
standing near a prairie. After walking a distance, he saw a herd of
elk feeding. He admired their apparent ease and enjoyment of life,
and thought there could be nothing more pleasant than the liberty of
running about and feeding on the prairies. He had been a water
animal and now he wished to become a land animal, to learn what
passed in an elk's head as he roved about. He asked them if they
could not turn him into one of themselves.
"Yes," they answered, after a pause. "Get down on your hands and
feet."
He obeyed their directions, and forthwith found himself to be an
elk.
"I want big horns, big feet," said he; "I wish to be very large;"
for all the conceit and vain-glory had not been knocked out of
Grasshopper, even by the sturdy thwacks of the hunters' clubs.
"Yes, yes," they answered. "There," exerting their power, "are you
big enough?"
"That will do," he replied; for, looking into a lake hard by,
Grasshopper saw that he was very large. They spent their time in
grazing and running to and fro; but what astonished Grasshopper,
although he often lifted up his head and directed his eyes that way,
he could never see the stars, which he had so admired as a human
being.
Being rather cold, one day, Grasshopper went into a thick wood for
shelter, whither he was followed by most of the herd. They had not
been long there when some elks from behind passed the others like a
strong wind, calling out:
"The hunters are after us!"
All took the alarm, and off they ran, Grasshopper with the rest.
"Keep out on the plains," they said. But it was too late to profit
by this advice, for they had already got entangled in the thick
woods. Grasshopper soon scented the hunters, who were closely
following his trail for they had left all the others and were making
after him in full cry. He jumped furiously, dashed through the
underwood, and broke down whole groves of saplings in his flight.
But this only made it the harder for him to get on, such a huge and
lusty elk was he by his own request.
Presently, as he dashed past an open space, he felt an arrow in his
side. They could not well miss it, he presented so wide a mark to
the shot. He bounded over trees under the smart, but the shafts
clattered thicker and thicker at his ribs, and at last one entered
his heart. He fell to the ground, and heard the whoop of triumph
sounded by the hunters. On coming up, they looked on the carcass
with astonishment, and with their hands up to their mouths,
exclaimed: "Ty-au! ty-au!"
There were about sixty in the party, who had come out on a special
hunt, as one of their number had, the day before, observed his large
tracks on the plains. When they had skinned him his flesh grew cold,
and his spirit took its flight from the dead body, and Grasshopper
found himself in human shape, with a bow and arrows.
But his passion for adventure was not yet cooled; for on coming to a
large lake with a sandy beach, he saw a large flock of brant, and
speaking to them in the brant language, he requested them to make a
brant of him.
"Yes," they replied, at once; for the brant is a bird of a very
obliging disposition.
"But I want to be very large," he said. There was no end to the
ambition of little Grasshopper.
"Very well," they answered; and he soon found himself a large brant,
all the others standing gazing in astonishment at his great size.
"You must fly as leader," they said.
"No," answered Grasshopper; "I will fly behind."
"Very well," rejoined the brant; "one thing more we have to say to
you, brother Grasshopper" (for he had told them his name). "You must
be careful, in flying, not to look down, for something may happen to
you."
"Well, it is so," said he; and soon the flock rose up into the air,
for they were bound north. They flew very fast—he behind. One day,
while going with a strong wind, and as swift as their wings could
flap, as they passed over a large village the Indians raised a great
shout on seeing them, particularly on Grasshopper's account, for his
wings were broader than two large mats. The village people made such
a frightful noise that he forgot what had been told him about
looking down. They were now scudding along as swift as arrows; and
as soon as he brought his neck in and stretched it down to look at
the shouters, his huge tail was caught by the wind, and over and
over he was blown. He tried to right himself, but without success,
for he had no sooner got out of one heavy air-current than he fell
into another, which treated him even more rudely than that he had
escaped from. Down, down he went, making more turns than he wished
for, from a height of several miles.
The first moment he had to look about him, Grasshopper, in the shape
of a big brant, was aware that he was jammed into a large hollow
tree. To get backward or forward was out of the question, and there,
in spite of himself, was Grasshopper forced to tarry till his brant
life was ended by starvation, when, his spirit being at liberty, he
was once more a human being.
As he journeyed on in search of further adventures, Grasshopper came
to a lodge in which were two old men, with heads white from extreme
age. They were very fine old men to look at. There was such
sweetness and innocence in their features that Grasshopper would
have enjoyed himself very much at their lodge, if he had had no
other entertainment than such as the gazing upon the serene and
happy faces of the two innocent old men with heads white from
extreme age afforded.
They treated him well, and he made known to them that he was going
back to his village, his friends and people, whereupon the two
white-headed old men very heartily wished him a good journey and
abundance of comfort in seeing his friends once more. They even
arose, old and infirm as they were, and tottering with exceeding
difficulty to the door, were at great pains to point out to him the
exact course he should take; and they called his attention to the
circumstance that it was much shorter and more direct than he would
have taken himself. Ah! what merry deceivers were these two old men
with very white heads.
Grasshopper, with blessings showered on him until he was fairly out
of sight, set forth with good heart. He thought he heard loud
laughter resounding after him in the direction of the lodge of the
two old men; but it could not have been the two old men, for they
were, certainly, too old to laugh.
He walked briskly all day, and at night he had the satisfaction of
reaching a lodge in all respects like that which he had left in the
morning. There were two fine old men, and his treatment was in every
particular the same, even down to the parting blessing and the
laughter that followed him as he went his way.
After walking the third day, and coming to a lodge the same as
before, he was satisfied from the bearings of the course he had
taken that he had been journeying in a circle, and by a notch which
he had cut in the door-post that these were the same two old men,
all along; and that, despite their innocent faces and their very
white heads, they had been playing him a sorry trick.
"Who are you," said Grasshopper, "to treat me so? Come forth, I
say."
They were compelled to obey his summons, lest, in his anger, he
should take their lives; and they appeared on the outside of the
lodge.
"We must have a little trial of speed, now," said Grasshopper.
"A race?" they asked. "We are very old; we can not run."
"We will see," said Grasshopper; whereupon he set them out upon the
road, and then he gave them a gentle push, which put them in motion.
Then he pushed them again—harder—harder—until they got under fine
headway, when he gave each of them an astounding shock with his
foot, and off they flew at a great rate, round and round the course;
and such was the magic virtue of the foot of Grasshopper, that no
object once set agoing by it could by any possibility stop; so that,
for aught we know to the contrary, the two innocent, white-headed,
merry old men, are trotting with all their might and main around the
circle in which they beguiled Grasshopper, to this day.
Continuing his journey, Grasshopper, although his head was warm and
buzzing with all sorts of schemes, did not know exactly what to do
until he came to a big lake. He mounted a high hill to try and see
to the other side, but he could not. He then made a canoe, and
sailed forth. The water was very clear—a transparent blue—and he saw
that it abounded with fish of a rare and delicate complexion. This
circumstance inspired him with a wish to return to his village, and
to bring his people to live near this beautiful lake.
Toward evening, coming to a woody island, he encamped and ate the
fish he had speared, and they proved to be as comforting to the
stomach as they were pleasing to the eye. The next day Grasshopper
returned to the main land, and as he wandered along the shore he
espied at a distance the celebrated giant, Manabozho, who is a
bitter enemy of Grasshopper, and loses no opportunity to stop him on
his journeyings and to thwart his plans.
At first it occurred to Grasshopper to have a trial of wits with the
giant, but, on second thoughts, he said to himself, "I am in a hurry
now; I will see him another time."
With no further mischief than raising a great whirlwind of dust,
which caused Manabozho to rub his eyes severely, Grasshopper quietly
slipped out of the way; and he made good speed withal, for in much
less time than you could count half the stars in the sky of a winter
night, he had reached home.
His return was welcomed with a great hubbub of feasting and songs;
and he had scarcely set foot in the village before he had
invitations to take pot-luck at different lodges, which would have
lasted him the rest of his natural life. Pipe-bearer, who had some
time before given up the cares of a ruler, and fallen back upon his
native place, fairly danced with joy at the sight of Grasshopper,
who, not to be outdone, dandled him affectionately in his arms, by
casting him up and down in the air half a mile or so, till little
Pipe-bearer had no breath left in his body to say that he was happy
to see Grasshopper home again.
Grasshopper gave the village folks a lively account of his
adventures, and when he came to the blue lake and the abundant fish,
he dwelt upon their charms with such effect that they agreed, with
one voice, that it must be a glorious place to live in, and if he
would show them the way they would shift camp and settle there at
once.
He not only showed them the way, but bringing his wonderful strength
and speed of foot to bear, in less than half a day he had
transported the whole village, with its children, women, tents, and
implements of war, to the new water-side.
Here, for a time, Grasshopper appeared to be content, until one day
a message came for him in the shape of a bear, who said that their
king wished to see him immediately at his village. Grasshopper was
ready in an instant; and mounting upon the messenger's back, off he
ran. Toward evening they climbed a high mountain, and came to a cave
where the bear-king lived. He was a very large person; and puffing
with fat and a sense of his own importance, he made Grasshopper
welcome by inviting him in to his lodge.
As soon as it was proper, he spoke, and said that he had sent for
him on hearing that he was the chief who was moving a large party
toward his hunting-grounds.
"You must know," said the bear-king with a terrible growl, "that you
have no right there, and I wish you would leave the country with
your party, or else the strongest force will take possession. Take
notice."
"Very well," replied Grasshopper, going toward the door, for he
suspected that the king of the bears was preparing to give him a
hug. "So be it."
He wished to gain time, and to consult his people; for he had seen
as he came along that the bears were gathering in great force on the
side of the mountain. He also made known to the bear-king that he
would go back that night that his people might be put in immediate
possession of his royal behest.
The bear-king replied that Grasshopper might do as he pleased, but
that one of his young men was at his command; and, jumping nimbly on
his back, Grasshopper rode home.
He assembled the people, and ordered the bear's head off, to be hung
outside of the village, that the bear-spies, who were lurking in the
neighborhood, might see it and carry the news to their chief.
The next morning, by break of day, Grasshopper had all of his young
warriors under arms and ready for a fight. About the middle of the
afternoon the bear war-party came in sight, led on by the pursy
king, and making a tremendous noise. They advanced on their
hind-legs, and made a very imposing display of their teeth and
eyeballs.
The bear-chief himself came forward, and with a majestic wave of his
right hand, said that he did not wish to shed the blood of the young
warriors; but that if Grasshopper, who appeared to be the head of
the war-party, consented, they two would have a race, and the winner
should kill the losing chief, and all his young men should be
servants to the other.
Grasshopper agreed, of course—how little Pipe-bearer, who stood by,
grinned as they came to terms!—and they started to run before the
whole company of warriors who stood in a circle looking on.
At first there was a prospect that Grasshopper would be badly
beaten; for although he kept crowding the great fat bear-king till
the sweat trickled from his shaggy ears, he never seemed to be able
to push past him. By and by, Grasshopper, going through a number of
the most extraordinary maneuvers in the world, raised about the
great fat bear-king such eddies and whirlwinds with the sand, and so
danced about, before and after him, that he at last got fairly
bewildered, and cried out for them to come and take him off. Out of
sight before him in reaching the goal, Grasshopper only waited for
the bear-king to come up, when he drove an arrow straight through
him, and ordered them to take the body away and make it ready for
supper; as he was getting hungry.
He then directed all of the other bears to fall to and help prepare
the feast; for in fulfillment of the agreement they had become
servants. With many wry faces the bears, although bound to act
becomingly in their new character, according to the forfeit, served
up the body of their late royal master; and in doing this they fell,
either by accident or design, into many curious mistakes.
When the feast came to be served up, and they were summoned to be in
attendance, one of them, a sprightly young fellow of an inquisitive
turn of mind, was found upon the roof of the lodge, with his head
half way down the smoke-hole, with a view to learn what they were to
have for dinner. Another, a middle-aged bear with very long arms,
who was put in charge of the children in the character of nurse,
squeezed three or four of the most promising young papooses to
death, while the mothers were outside to look after the
preparations; and another, when he should have been waiting at the
back of his master, had climbed a shady tree and was indulging in
his afternoon nap. And when, at last, the dinner was ready to be
served, they came tumbling in with the dishes, heels over head, one
after the other, so that one half of the feast was spread upon the
ground, and the other half deposited out of doors, on the other side
of the lodge.
After a while, however, by strict discipline, and threatening to cut
off their provisions, the bear-servants were brought into tolerable
control.
Yet Grasshopper, with his ever restless disposition, was uneasy;
and, having done so many wonderful things, he resolved upon a strict
and thorough reform in all the affairs of the village. To prevent
future difficulty, he determined to adopt new regulations between
the bears and their masters.
With this view, he issued an edict that henceforward the bears
should eat at the first table, and that the Indians were to wait
upon them; that in all public processions of an honorable character
the bears should go first; and that when any fighting was to be
done, the Indians should have the privilege reserved of receiving
the first shots. A special exemption was made in behalf of
Grasshopper's favorite and confidential adviser, the Pipe-bearer
(who had been very busy in private, recommending the new order of
things), who was to be allowed to sit at the head of the feast, and
to stay at home with the old women in the event of battle.
Having seen his orders strictly enforced, and the rights of the
bears over the Indians fairly established, Grasshopper fixed his
mind upon further adventures. He determined to go abroad for a time,
and having an old score to settle with Manabozho, he set out with a
hope of soon falling in with that famous giant. Grasshopper was a
blood relation of Dais Imid, or He of the Little Shell, and had
heard of what had passed between that giant and his kinsman.
After wandering a long time he came to the lodge of Manabozho, who
was absent. He thought he must play him a trick; and so he turned
every thing in the lodge upside down, and killed his birds, of which
there was an extraordinary attendance, for Manabozho is master of
the fowls of the air, and this was the appointed morning for them to
call and pay their court to him. Among the number was a raven,
accounted the meanest of birds, which Grasshopper killed and hung up
by the neck, to insult him.
He then went on till he came to a very high point of rocks running
out into the lake, from the top of which he could see the country,
back as far as the eye could reach. While sitting there, Manabozho's
mountain chickens flew around and past him in great numbers. Out of
mere spite to their master, Grasshopper shot them by the score, for
his arrows were very sure and the birds very plenty, and he amused
himself by throwing the birds down the rocks. At length a wary bird
cried out:
"Grasshopper is killing us; go and tell our father."
Away sped a delegation of the birds which were the quickest of wing,
and Manabozho soon made his appearance on the plain below.
Grasshopper, who, when he is in the wrong, is no match for Manabozho,
made his escape on the other side. Manabozho, who had in two or
three strides reached the top of the mountain, cried out:
"You are a rogue. The earth is not so large but I can get up to
you."
Off ran Grasshopper and Manabozho after him. The race was sharp; and
such leaps and strides as they made! Over hills and prairies, with
all his speed, went Grasshopper, and Manabozho hard upon him.
Grasshopper had some mischievous notions still left in his head
which he thought might befriend him. He knew that Manabozho was
under a spell to restore whatever he, Grasshopper, destroyed.
Forthwith he stopped and climbed a large pine-tree, stripped off its
beautiful green foliage, threw it to the winds, and then went on.
When Manabozho reached the spot, the tree addressed him: "Great
chief," said the tree, "will you give my life again? Grasshopper has
killed me."
"Yes," replied Manabozho, who, as quickly as he could, gathered the
scattered leaves and branches, renewed its beauty with his breath,
and set off. Although Grasshopper in the same way compelled
Manabozho to lose time in repairing the hemlock, the sycamore,
cedar, and many other trees, the giant did not falter, but pushing
briskly forward, was fast overtaking him, when Grasshopper happened
to see an elk. And asking him, for old acquaintance' sake, to take
him on his back, the elk did so, and for some time he made good
headway, but still Manabozho was in sight.
He was fast gaining upon him, when Grasshopper threw himself off the
elk's back; and striking a great sandstone rock near the path, he
broke it into pieces, and scattered the grains in a thousand
directions; for this was nearly his last hope of escape. Manabozho
was so close upon him at this place that he had almost caught him;
but the foundation of the rock cried out,
"Haye! Ne-me-sho, Grasshopper has spoiled me. Will you not restore
me to life?"
"Yes," replied Manabozho. He re-established the rock in all its
strength.
He then pushed on in pursuit, and had got so near to Grasshopper as
to put out his arm to seize him; but Grasshopper dodged him, and, as
his last chance, he immediately raised such a dust and commotion by
whirlwinds, as made the trees break and the sand and leaves dance in
the air. Again and again Manabozho stretched his arm, but he escaped
him at every turn, and kept up such a tumult of dust that he dashed
into a hollow tree which had been blown down, changed himself into a
snake, and crept out at the roots just in time to save his life; for
at that moment Manabozho, who had the power of lightning, struck it,
and it was strewn about in little pieces.
Again Grasshopper was in human shape, and Manabozho was pressing him
hard. At a distance he saw a very high bluff of rocks jutting out
into a lake, and he ran for the foot of the precipice which was
abrupt and elevated. As he came near, to his surprise and great
relief, the Manito of the rock opened his door and told Grasshopper
to come in. The door was no sooner closed than Manabozho knocked.
"Open it!" he cried, with a loud voice. The Manito was afraid of
him; but he said to Grasshopper, "Since I have taken you as my
guest, I would sooner die with you than open the door."
"Open it!" Manabozho again cried, in a louder voice than before.
The Manito kept silent. Manabozho, however, made no attempt to open
it by force. He waited a few moments.
"Very well," he said; "I give you till morning to live."
Grasshopper trembled, for he thought his last hour had come; but the
Manito bade him to be of good cheer.
When the night came on the clouds were thick and black, and as they
were torn open by the lightning, such discharges of thunder were
never heard as bellowed forth. The clouds advanced slowly and
wrapped the earth about with their vast shadows as in a huge cloak.
All night long the clouds gathered, and the lightning flashed, and
the thunder roared, and above all could be heard Manabozho muttering
vengeance upon poor little Grasshopper.
"You have led a very foolish kind of life, Grasshopper," said his
friend the Manito.
"I know it—I know it!" Grasshopper answered.
"You had great gifts of strength awarded to you," said the Manito.
"I am aware of it," replied Grasshopper.
"Instead of employing it for useful purposes, and for the good of
your fellow-creatures, you have done nothing since you became a man
but raise whirlwinds on the highways, leap over trees, break
whatever you met in pieces, and perform a thousand idle pranks."
Grasshopper, with great penitence, confessed that his friend the
Manito spoke but too truly; and at last his entertainer, with a
still more serious manner, said:
"Grasshopper, you still have your gift of strength. Dedicate it to
the good of mankind. Lay all of these wanton and vain-glorious
notions out of your head. In a word, be as good as you are strong."
"I will," answered Grasshopper. "My heart is changed; I see the
error of my ways."
Black and stormy as it had been all night, when morning came the sun
was shining, the air was soft and sweet as the summer down and the
blown rose; and afar off upon the side of a mountain sat Manabozho,
his head upon his knees, languid and cast down in spirit. His power
was gone, for now Grasshopper was in the right, and he could touch
him no more.
With many thanks, Grasshopper left the good Manito, taking the
nearest way home to his own people.
As he passed on, he fell in with an old man who was wandering about
the country in search of some place which he could not find. As soon
as he learned his difficulty, Grasshopper, placing the old man upon
his back, hurried away, and in a short hour's dispatch of foot set
him down among his own kindred, of whom he had been in quest.
Loosing no time, Grasshopper next came to an open plain, where a
small number of men stood at bay, and on the very point of being
borne down by great odds, in a force of armed warriors, fierce of
aspect and of prodigious strength. When Grasshopper saw this unequal
struggle, rushing forward he seized a long bare pole, and, wielding
it with his whole force, he drove the fierce warriors back; and,
laying about him on every hand, he soon sent them a thousand ways in
great haste, and in a very sore plight.
Without tarrying to receive the thanks of those to whom he had
brought this timely relief, he made his utmost speed, and by the
close of the afternoon he had come in sight of his own village. What
were his surprise and horror, as he approached nearer, to discover
the bears in excellent case and flesh, seated at lazy leisure in the
trees, looking idly on while his brother Indians, for their pastime,
were dancing a fantastic and wearisome dance, in the course of which
they were frequently compelled to go upon all fours and bow their
heads in profound obeisance to their bear-masters in the trees.
As he drew nearer, his heart sunk within him to see how starved, and
hollow-eyed, and woe-begone they were; and his horror was at its
height when, as he entered his own lodge, he beheld his favorite and
friend, the Pipe-bearer, also on all fours, smoothing the floor with
the palms of his hands to make it a comfortable sitting-place for
the bears on their return from the dance.
It did not take Grasshopper a long time to resolve what he should
do. He immediately resumed power in the village, bestowed a sound
cudgeling upon the bears, and sent them off to live in the
mountains, among their own people, as bears should; restored to the
people all their rights; gave them plenty to eat and drink; exerting
his great strength in hunting, in rebuilding their lodges, keeping
in check their enemies, and doing all the good he could to every
body.
Peace and plenty soon shone and showered upon the spot; and, never
once thinking of all his wild and wanton frolics, the people blessed
Grasshopper for all his kindness, and sincerely prayed that his name
might be held in honor for a thousand years to come, as no doubt it
will.
Little Pipe-bearer stood by Grasshopper in all his course, and
admired his ways as much now that he had taken to being orderly and
useful, as in the old times, when he was walking a mile a minute,
and in mere wantonness bringing home whole forests in his arms for
fire-wood, in midsummer.
It was a great old age to which Grasshopper lived, and when at last
he came to die, there was not a dry eye in all that part of the
world where he spent his latter days.