I. A Beginning
In one of the houses not far from the new market a party was
invited--a very large party, in order, as is often the case, to get
a return invitation from the others. One half of the company was
already seated at the card-table, the other half awaited the result
of the stereotype preliminary observation of the lady of the house:
"Now let us see what we can do to amuse ourselves."
They had got just so far, and the conversation began to crystallise,
as it could but do with the scanty stream which the commonplace
world supplied. Amongst other things they spoke of the middle ages:
some praised that period as far more interesting, far more poetical
than our own too sober present; indeed Councillor Knap defended this
opinion so warmly, that the hostess declared immediately on his
side, and both exerted themselves with unwearied eloquence. The
Councillor boldly declared the time of King Hans to be the noblest
and the most happy period.*
* A.D. 1482-1513
While the conversation turned on this subject, and was only for a
moment interrupted by the arrival of a journal that contained
nothing worth reading, we will just step out into the antechamber,
where cloaks, mackintoshes, sticks, umbrellas, and shoes, were
deposited. Here sat two female figures, a young and an old one. One
might have thought at first they were servants come to accompany
their mistresses home; but on looking nearer, one soon saw they
could scarcely be mere servants; their forms were too noble for
that, their skin too fine, the cut of their dress too striking. Two
fairies were they; the younger, it is true, was not Dame Fortune
herself, but one of the waiting-maids of her handmaidens who carry
about the lesser good things that she distributes; the other looked
extremely gloomy--it was Care. She always attends to her own serious
business herself, as then she is sure of having it done properly.
They were telling each other, with a confidential interchange of
ideas, where they had been during the day. The messenger of Fortune
had only executed a few unimportant commissions, such as saving a
new bonnet from a shower of rain, etc.; but what she had yet to
perform was something quite unusual.
"I must tell you," said she, "that to-day is my birthday; and in
honor of it, a pair of walking-shoes or galoshes has been entrusted
to me, which I am to carry to mankind. These shoes possess the
property of instantly transporting him who has them on to the place
or the period in which he most wishes to be; every wish, as regards
time or place, or state of being, will be immediately fulfilled, and
so at last man will be happy, here below."
"Do you seriously believe it?" replied Care, in a severe tone of
reproach. "No; he will be very unhappy, and will assuredly bless the
moment when he feels that he has freed himself from the fatal
shoes."
"Stupid nonsense!" said the other angrily. "I will put them here by
the door. Some one will make a mistake for certain and take the
wrong ones--he will be a happy man."
Such was their conversation.
II. What Happened to the Councillor
It was late; Councillor Knap, deeply occupied with the times of King
Hans, intended to go home, and malicious Fate managed matters so
that his feet, instead of finding their way to his own galoshes,
slipped into those of Fortune. Thus caparisoned the good man walked
out of the well-lighted rooms into East Street. By the magic power
of the shoes he was carried back to the times of King Hans; on which
account his foot very naturally sank in the mud and puddles of the
street, there having been in those days no pavement in Copenhagen.
"Well! This is too bad! How dirty it is here!" sighed the Councillor.
"As to a pavement, I can find no traces of one, and all the lamps,
it seems, have gone to sleep."
The moon was not yet very high; it was besides rather foggy, so that
in the darkness all objects seemed mingled in chaotic confusion. At
the next corner hung a votive lamp before a Madonna, but the light
it gave was little better than none at all; indeed, he did not
observe it before he was exactly under it, and his eyes fell upon
the bright colors of the pictures which represented the well-known
group of the Virgin and the infant Jesus.
"That is probably a wax-work show," thought he; "and the people
delay taking down their sign in hopes of a late visitor or two."
A few persons in the costume of the time of King Hans passed quickly
by him.
"How strange they look! The good folks come probably from a
masquerade!"
Suddenly was heard the sound of drums and fifes; the bright blaze of
a fire shot up from time to time, and its ruddy gleams seemed to
contend with the bluish light of the torches. The Councillor stood
still, and watched a most strange procession pass by. First came a
dozen drummers, who understood pretty well how to handle their
instruments; then came halberdiers, and some armed with cross-bows.
The principal person in the procession was a priest. Astonished at
what he saw, the Councillor asked what was the meaning of all this
mummery, and who that man was.
"That's the Bishop of Zealand," was the answer.
"Good Heavens! What has taken possession of the Bishop?" sighed the
Councillor, shaking his head. It certainly could not be the Bishop;
even though he was considered the most absent man in the whole
kingdom, and people told the drollest anecdotes about him.
Reflecting on the matter, and withoutlooking right or left, the
Councillor went through East Street and across the Habro-Platz. The
bridge leading to Palace Square was not to be found; scarcely
trusting his senses, the nocturnal wanderer discovered a shallow
piece of water, and here fell in with two men who very comfortably
were rocking to and fro in a boat.
"Does your honor want to cross the ferry to the Holme?" asked they.
"Across to the Holme!" said the Councillor, who knew nothing of the
age in which he at that moment was. "No, I am going to
Christianshafen, to Little Market Street."
Both men stared at him in astonishment.
"Only just tell me where the bridge is," said he. "It is really
unpardonable that there are no lamps here; and it is as dirty as if
one had to wade through a morass."
The longer he spoke with the boatmen, the more unintelligible did
their language become to him.
"I don't understand your Bornholmish dialect," said he at last,
angrily, and turning his back upon them. He was unable to find the
bridge: there was no railway either. "It is really disgraceful what
a state this place is in," muttered he to himself. Never had his
age, with which, however, he was always grumbling, seemed so
miserable as on this evening. "I'll take a hackney-coach!" thought
he. But where were the hackney-coaches? Not one was to be
seen.
"I must go back to the New Market; there, it is to be hoped, I shall
find some coaches; for if I don't, I shall never get safe to
Christianshafen."
So off he went in the direction of East Street, and had nearly got
to the end of it when the moon shone forth.
"God bless me! What wooden scaffolding is that which they have set
up there?" cried he involuntarily, as he looked at East Gate, which,
in those days, was at the end of East Street.
He found, however, a little side-door open, and through this he
went, and stepped into our New Market of the present time. It was a
huge desolate plain; some wild bushes stood up here and there, while
across the field flowed a broad canal or river. Some wretched hovels
for the Dutch sailors, resembling great boxes, and after which the
place was named, lay about in confused disorder on the opposite
bank.
"I either behold a fata morgana, or I am regularly tipsy," whimpered
out the Councillor. "But what's this?"
He turned round anew, firmly convinced that he was seriously ill. He
gazed at the street formerly so well known to him, and now so
strange in appearance, and looked at the houses more attentively:
most of them were of wood, slightly put together; and many had a
thatched roof.
"No--I am far from well," sighed he; "and yet I drank only one glass
of punch; but I cannot suppose it--it was, too, really very wrong to
give us punch and hot salmon for supper. I shall speak about it at
the first opportunity. I have half a mind to go back again, and say
what I suffer. But no, that would be too silly; and Heaven only
knows if they are up still."
He looked for the house, but it had vanished.
"It is really dreadful," groaned he with increasing anxiety; "I
cannot recognise East Street again; there is not a single decent
shop from one end to the other! Nothing but wretched huts can I see
anywhere; just as if I were at Ringstead. Oh! I am ill! I can
scarcely bear myself any longer. Where the deuce can the house be?
It must be here on this very spot; yet there is not the slightest
idea of resemblance, to such a degree has everything changedthis
night! At all events here are some people up and stirring. Oh! oh! I
am certainly very ill."
He now hit upon a half-open door, through a chink of which a faint
light shone. It was a sort of hostelry of those times; a kind of
public-house. The room had some resemblance to the clay-floored
halls in Holstein; a pretty numerous company, consisting of seamen,
Copenhagen burghers, and a few scholars, sat here in deep converse
over their pewter cans, and gave little heed to the person who
entered.
"By your leave!" said the Councillor to the Hostess, who came
bustling towards him. "I've felt so queer all of a sudden; would you
have the goodness to send for a hackney-coach to take me to
Christianshafen?"
The woman examined him with eyes of astonishment, and shook her
head; she then addressed him in German. The Councillor thought she
did not understand Danish, and therefore repeated his wish in
German. This, in connection with his costume, strengthened the good
woman in the belief that he was a foreigner. That he was ill, she
comprehended directly; so she brought him a pitcher of water, which
tasted certainly pretty strong of the sea, although it had been
fetched from the well.
The Councillor supported his head on his hand, drew a long breath,
and thought over all the wondrous things he saw around him.
"Is this the Daily News of this evening?" he asked mechanically, as
he saw the Hostess push aside a large sheet of paper.
The meaning of this councillorship query remained, of course, a
riddle to her, yet she handed him the paper without replying. It was
a coarse wood-cut, representing a splendid meteor "as seen in the
town of Cologne," which was to be read below in bright letters.
"That is very old!" said the Councillor, whom this piece of
antiquity began to make considerably more cheerful. "Pray how did
you come into possession of this rare print? It is extremely
interesting, although the whole is a mere fable. Such meteorous
appearances are to be explained in this way--that they are the
reflections of the Aurora Borealis, and it is highly probable they
are caused principally by electricity."
Those persons who were sitting nearest him and heard his speech,
stared at him in wonderment; and one of them rose, took off his hat
respectfully, and said with a serious countenance, "You are no doubt
a very learned man, Monsieur."
"Oh no," answered the Councillor, "I can only join in conversation
on this topic and on that, as indeed one must do according to the
demands of the world at present."
"Modestia is a fine virtue," continued the gentleman; "however, as
to your speech, I must say mihi secus videtur: yet I am willing to
suspend my judicium."
"May I ask with whom I have the pleasure of speaking?" asked the
Councillor.
"I am a Bachelor in Theologia," answered the gentleman with a stiff
reverence.
This reply fully satisfied the Councillor; the title suited the
dress. "He is certainly," thought he, "some village
schoolmaster--some queer old fellow, such as one still often meets
with in Jutland."
"This is no locus docendi, it is true," began the clerical
gentleman; "yet I beg you earnestly to let us profit by your
learning. Your reading in the ancients is, sine dubio, of vast
extent?"
"Oh yes, I've read something, to be sure," replied the Councillor.
"I like reading all useful works; but I do not on that account
despise the modern ones; 'tis only the unfortunate 'Tales of
Every-day Life' that I cannot bear--we have enough and more than
enough such in reality."
"'Tales of Every-day Life?'" said our Bachelor inquiringly.
"I mean those new fangled novels, twisting and writhing themselves
in the dust of commonplace, which also expect to find a reading
public."
"Oh," exclaimed the clerical gentleman smiling, "there is much wit
in them; besides they are read at court. The King likes the history
of Sir Iffven and Sir Gaudian particularly, which treats of King
Arthur, and his Knights of the Round Table; he has more than once
joked about it with his high vassals."
"I have not read that novel," said the Councillor; "it must be quite
a new one, that Heiberg has published lately."
"No," answered the theologian of the time of King Hans: "that book
is not written by a Heiberg, but was imprinted by Godfrey von Gehmen."
"Oh, is that the author's name?" said the Councillor. "It is a very
old name, and, as well as I recollect, he was the first printer that
appeared in Denmark."
"Yes, he is our first printer," replied the clerical gentleman
hastily.
So far all went on well. Some one of the worthy burghers now spoke
of the dreadful pestilence that had raged in the country a few years
back, meaning that of 1484. The Councillor imagined it was the
cholera that was meant, which people made so much fuss about; and
the discourse passed off satisfactorily enough. The war of the
buccaneers of 1490 was so recent that it could not failbeing alluded
to; the English pirates had, they said, most shamefully taken their
ships while in the roadstead; and the Councillor, before whose eyes
the Herostratic* event of 1801 still floated vividly, agreed
entirely with the others in abusing the rascally English. With other
topics he was not so fortunate; every moment brought about some new
confusion, and threatened to become a perfect Babel; for the worthy
Bachelor was really too ignorant, andthe simplest observations of
the Councillor sounded to him too daring and phantastical. They
looked at one another from the crown of the head to the soles of the
feet; and when matters grew to too high a pitch, then the Bachelor
talked Latin, in the hope of being better understood--but it was of
no use after all.
* Herostratus, or Eratostratus--an Ephesian, who wantonly set fire
to thefamous temple of Diana, in order to commemorate his name by so
uncommon an action.
"What's the matter?" asked the Hostess, plucking the Councillor by
the sleeve; and now his recollection returned, for in the course of
the conversation he had entirely forgotten all that had preceded it.
"Merciful God, where am I!" exclaimed he in agony; and while he so
thought,
all his ideas and feelings of overpowering dizziness, against which
he
struggled with the utmost power of desperation, encompassed him with
renewed
force. "Let us drink claret and mead, and Bremen beer," shouted one
of the
guests--"and you shall drink with us!"
Two maidens approached. One wore a cap of two staring colors,
denoting the class of persons to which she belonged. They poured out
the liquor, and made the most friendly gesticulations; while a cold
perspiration trickled down the back of the poor Councillor.
"What's to be the end of this! What's to become of me!" groaned he;
but he wasforced, in spite of his opposition, to drink with the
rest. They took hold of the worthy man; who, hearing on every side
that he was intoxicated, did not in the least doubt the truth of
this certainly not very polite assertion; but on the contrary,
implored the ladies and gentlemen present to procure him a
hackney-coach: they, however, imagined he was talking Russian.
Never before, he thought, had he been in such a coarse and ignorant
company; one might almost fancy the people had turned heathens
again. "It is the most dreadful moment of my life: the whole world
is leagued against me!" But suddenly it occurred to him that he
might stoop down under the table, and then creep unobserved out of
the door. He did so; but just as he was going, the others remarked
what he was about; they laid hold of him by the legs; and now,
happily for him, off fell his fatal shoes--and with them the charm
was at an end.
The Councillor saw quite distinctly before him a lantern burning,
and behind this a large handsome house. All seemed to him in proper
order as usual; it was East Street, splendid and elegant as we now
see it. He lay with his feet towards a doorway, and exactly opposite
sat the watchman asleep.
"Gracious Heaven!" said he. "Have I lain here in the street and
dreamed? Yes;'tis East Street! How splendid and light it is! But
really it is terrible what an effect that one glass of punch must
have had on me!"
Two minutes later, he was sitting in a hackney-coach and driving to
Frederickshafen. He thought of the distress and agony he had
endured, and praised from the very bottom of his heart the happy
reality--our own time--which, with all its deficiencies, is yet much
better than that in which, so much against his inclination, he had
lately been.
III. The Watchman's Adventure
"Why, there is a pair of galoshes, as sure as I'm alive!" said the
watchman, awaking from a gentle slumber. "They belong no doubt to
the lieutenant who lives over the way. They lie close to the door."
The worthy man was inclined to ring and deliver them at the house,
for there was still a light in the window; but he did not like
disturbing the other people in their beds, and so very considerately
he left the matter alone.
"Such a pair of shoes must be very warm and comfortable," said he;
"the leather is so soft and supple." They fitted his feet as though
they had been made for him. "'Tis a curious world we live in,"
continued he, soliloquizing. "There is the lieutenant, now, who
might go quietly to bed if he chose, where no doubt he could stretch
himself at his ease; but does he do it? No; he saunters up and down
his room, because, probably, he has enjoyed too many of the good
things of this world at his dinner. That's a happy fellow! He has
neither an infirm mother, nor a whole troop of everlastingly hungry
children to torment him. Every evening he goes to a party, where his
nice supper costs him nothing: would to Heaven I could but change
with him! How happy should I be!"
While expressing his wish, the charm of the shoes, which he had put
on, began to work; the watchman entered into the being and nature of
the lieutenant. He stood in the handsomely furnished apartment, and
held between his fingers a small sheet of rose-colored paper, on
which some verses were written--written indeed by the officer
himself; for who has not, at least once in his life, had a lyrical
moment? And if one then marks down one's thoughts, poetry is
produced. But here was written:
OH, WERE I RICH!
"Oh, were I rich! Such was my wish, yea such
When hardly three feet high, I longed for much.
Oh, were I rich! an officer were I,
With sword, and uniform, and plume so high.
And the time came, and officer was I!
But yet I grew not rich. Alas, poor me!
Have pity, Thou, who all man's wants dost see.
"I sat one evening sunk in dreams of bliss,
A maid of seven years old gave me a kiss,
I at that time was rich in poesy
And tales of old, though poor as poor could be;
But all she asked for was this poesy.
Then was I rich, but not in gold, poor me!
As Thou dost know, who all men's hearts canst see.
"Oh, were I rich! Oft asked I for this boon.
The child grew up to womanhood full soon.
She is so pretty, clever, and so kind
Oh, did she know what's hidden in my mind--
A tale of old. Would she to me were kind!
But I'm condemned to silence! oh, poor me!
As Thou dost know, who all men's hearts canst see.
"Oh, were I rich in calm and peace of mind,
My grief you then would not here written find!
O thou, to whom I do my heart devote,
Oh read this page of glad days now remote,
A dark, dark tale, which I tonight devote!
Dark is the future now. Alas, poor me!
Have pity Thou, who all men's pains dost see."
Such verses as these people write when they are in love! But no man
in his
senses ever thinks of printing them. Here one of the sorrows of
life, in which
there is real poetry, gave itself vent; not that barren grief which
the poet
may only hint at, but never depict in its detail--misery and want:
that animal
necessity, in short, to snatch at least at a fallen leaf of the
bread-fruit
tree, if not at the fruit itself. The higher the position in which
one finds
oneself transplanted, the greater is the suffering. Everyday
necessity is the
stagnant pool of life--no lovely picture reflects itself therein.
Lieutenant,
love, and lack of money--that is a symbolic triangle, or much the
same as the
half of the shattered die of Fortune. This the lieutenant felt most
poignantly, and this was the reason he leant his head against the
window, and
sighed so deeply.
"The poor watchman out there in the street is far happier than I. He
knows not
what I term privation. He has a home, a wife, and children, who weep
with him
over his sorrows, who rejoice with him when he is glad. Oh, far
happier were
I, could I exchange with him my being--with his desires and with his
hopes
perform the weary pilgrimage of life! Oh, he is a hundred times
happier than
I!"
In the same moment the watchman was again watchman. It was the shoes
that
caused the metamorphosis by means of which, unknown to himself, he
took upon
him the thoughts and feelings of the officer; but, as we have just
seen, he
felt himself in his new situation much less contented, and now
preferred the
very thing which but some minutes before he had rejected. So then
the watchman
was again watchman.
"That was an unpleasant dream," said he; "but 'twas droll enough
altogether. I
fancied that I was the lieutenant over there: and yet the thing was
not very
much to my taste after all. I missed my good old mother and the dear
little
ones; who almost tear me to pieces for sheer love."
He seated himself once more and nodded: the dream continued to haunt
him, for
he still had the shoes on his feet. A falling star shone in the dark
firmament.
"There falls another star," said he: "but what does it matter; there
are
always enough left. I should not much mind examining the little
glimmering
things somewhat nearer, especially the moon; for that would not slip
so easily
through a man's fingers. When we die--so at least says the student,
for whom
my wife does the washing--we shall fly about as light as a feather
from one
such a star to the other. That's, of course, not true: but 'twould
be pretty
enough if it were so. If I could but once take a leap up there, my
body might
stay here on the steps for what I care."
Behold--there are certain things in the world to which one ought
never to give
utterance except with the greatest caution; but doubly careful must
one be
when we have the Shoes of Fortune on our feet. Now just listen to
what
happened to the watchman.
As to ourselves, we all know the speed produced by the employment of
steam; we
have experienced it either on railroads, or in boats when crossing
the sea;
but such a flight is like the travelling of a sloth in comparison
with the
velocity with which light moves. It flies nineteen million times
faster than
the best race-horse; and yet electricity is quicker still. Death is
an
electric shock which our heart receives; the freed soul soars
upwards on the
wings of electricity. The sun's light wants eight minutes and some
seconds to
perform a journey of more than twenty million of our Danish* miles;
borne by
electricity, the soul wants even some minutes less to accomplish the
same
flight. To it the space between the heavenly bodies is not greater
than the
distance between the homes of our friends in town is for us, even if
they live
a short way from each other; such an electric shock in the heart,
however,
costs us the use of the body here below; unless, like the watchman
of East
Street, we happen to have on the Shoes of Fortune.
* A Danish mile is nearly 4 3/4 English.
In a few seconds the watchman had done the fifty-two thousand of our
miles up
to the moon, which, as everyone knows, was formed out of matter much
lighter
than our earth; and is, so we should say, as soft as newly-fallen
snow. He
found himself on one of the many circumjacent mountain-ridges with
which we
are acquainted by means of Dr. Madler's "Map of the Moon." Within,
down it
sunk perpendicularly into a caldron, about a Danish mile in depth;
while below
lay a town, whose appearance we can, in some measure, realize to
ourselves by
beating the white of an egg in a glass of water. The matter of which
it was
built was just as soft, and formed similar towers, and domes, and
pillars,
transparent and rocking in the thin air; while above his head our
earth was
rolling like a large fiery ball.
He perceived immediately a quantity of beings who were certainly
what we call
"men"; yet they looked different to us. A far more correct
imagination than
that of the pseudo-Herschel* had created them; and if they had been
placed in
rank and file, and copied by some skilful painter's hand, one would,
without
doubt, have exclaimed involuntarily, "What a beautiful arabesque!"
*This relates to a book published some years ago in Germany, and
said to be by
Herschel, which contained a description of the moon and its
inhabitants,
written with such a semblance of truth that many were deceived by
the
imposture.
Probably a translation of the celebrated Moon hoax, written by
Richard A.
Locke, and originally published in New York.
They had a language too; but surely nobody can expect that the soul
of the
watchman should understand it. Be that as it may, it did comprehend
it; for in
our souls there germinate far greater powers than we poor mortals,
despite all
our cleverness, have any notion of. Does she not show us--she the
queen in the
land of enchantment--her astounding dramatic talent in all our
dreams? There
every acquaintance appears and speaks upon the stage, so entirely in
character, and with the same tone of voice, that none of us, when
awake, were
able to imitate it. How well can she recall persons to our mind, of
whom we
have not thought for years; when suddenly they step forth "every
inch a man,"
resembling the real personages, even to the finest features, and
become the
heroes or heroines of our world of dreams. In reality, such
remembrances are
rather unpleasant: every sin, every evil thought, may, like a clock
with alarm
or chimes, be repeated at pleasure; then the question is if we can
trust
ourselves to give an account of every unbecoming word in our heart
and on our
lips.
The watchman's spirit understood the language of the inhabitants of
the moon
pretty well. The Selenites* disputed variously about our earth, and
expressed
their doubts if it could be inhabited: the air, they said, must
certainly be
too dense to allow any rational dweller in the moon the necessary
free
respiration. They considered the moon alone to be inhabited: they
imagined it
was the real heart of the universe or planetary system, on which the
genuine
Cosmopolites, or citizens of the world, dwelt. What strange things
men--no,
what strange things Selenites sometimes take into their heads!
* Dwellers in the moon.
About politics they had a good deal to say. But little Denmark must
take care
what it is about, and not run counter to the moon; that great realm,
that
might in an ill-humor bestir itself, and dash down a hail-storm in
our faces,
or force the Baltic to overflow the sides of its gigantic basin.
We will, therefore, not listen to what was spoken, and on no
condition run in
the possibility of telling tales out of school; but we will rather
proceed,
like good quiet citizens, to East Street, and observe what happened
meanwhile
to the body of the watchman.
He sat lifeless on the steps: the morning-star,* that is to say, the
heavy
wooden staff, headed with iron spikes, and which had nothing else in
common
with its sparkling brother in the sky, had glided from his hand;
while his
eyes were fixed with glassy stare on the moon, looking for the good
old fellow
of a spirit which still haunted it.
*The watchmen in Germany, had formerly, and in some places they
still carry
with them, on their rounds at night, a sort of mace or club, known
in ancient
times by the above denomination.
"What's the hour, watchman?" asked a passer-by. But when the
watchman gave no reply, the merry roysterer, who was now returning
home from a noisy drinkingbout, took it into his head to try what a
tweak of the nose would do, on whichthe supposed sleeper lost his
balance, the body lay motionless, stretched out on the pavement: the
man was dead. When the patrol came up, all his comrades, who
comprehended nothing of the whole affair, were seized with a
dreadfulfright, for dead he was, and he remained so. The proper
authorities were informed of the circumstance, people talked a good
deal about it, and in the morning the body was carried to the
hospital.
Now that would be a very pretty joke, if the spirit when it came
back and looked for the body in East Street, were not to find one.
No doubt it would, in its anxiety, run off to the police, and then
to the "Hue and Cry" office, to announce that "the finder will be
handsomely rewarded," and at last away to the hospital; yet we may
boldly assert that the soul is shrewdest when it shakes off every
fetter, and every sort of leading-string--the body only makes it
stupid.
The seemingly dead body of the watchman wandered, as we have said,
to the
hospital, where it was brought into the general viewing-room: and
the first
thing that was done here was naturally to pull off the
galoshes--when the
spirit, that was merely gone out on adventures, must have returned
with the
quickness of lightning to its earthly tenement. It took its
direction towards
the body in a straight line; and a few seconds after, life began to
show itself in the man. He asserted that the preceding night had
been the worst that ever the malice of fate had allotted him; he
would not for two silver marks again go through what he had endured
while moon-stricken; but now, however, it was over.
The same day he was discharged from the hospital as perfectly cured;
but the
Shoes meanwhile remained behind.
IV. A Moment of Head Importance--An Evening's "Dramatic Readings"--A
Most
Strange Journey
Every inhabitant of Copenhagen knows, from personal inspection, how
the
entrance to Frederick's Hospital looks; but as it is possible that
others, who
are not Copenhagen people, may also read this little work, we will
beforehand
give a short description of it.
The extensive building is separated from the street by a pretty high
railing, the thick iron bars of which are so far apart, that in all
seriousness, it issaid, some very thin fellow had of a night
occasionally squeezed himself through to go and pay his little
visits in the town. The part of the body most difficult to manage on
such occasions was, no doubt, the head; here, as is sooften the case
in the world, long-headed people get through best. So much, then,
for the introduction.
One of the young men, whose head, in a physical sense only, might be
said to
be of the thickest, had the watch that evening. The rain poured down
intorrents; yet despite these two obstacles, the young man was
obliged to go out, if it were but for a quarter of an hour; and as
to telling the door-keeper about it, that, he thought, was quite
unnecessary, if, with awhole skin, he were able to slip through the
railings. There, on the floor lay the galoshes, which the watchman
had forgotten; he never dreamed for a moment that they were those of
Fortune; and they promised to do him good service in the wet; so he
put them on. The question now was, if he could squeeze
himselfthrough the grating, for he had never tried before. Well,
there he stood.
"Would to Heaven I had got my head through!" said he, involuntarily;
and instantly through it slipped, easily and without pain,
notwithstanding it was pretty large and thick. But now the rest of
the body was to be got through!
"Ah! I am much too stout," groaned he aloud, while fixed as in a
vice. "I had thought the head was the most difficult part of the
matter--oh! oh! I really cannot squeeze myself through!"
He now wanted to pull his over-hasty head back again, but he could
not. For his neck there was room enough, but for nothing more. His
first feeling was ofanger; his next that his temper fell to zero.
The Shoes of Fortune had placedhim in the most dreadful situation;
and, unfortunately, it never occurred to him to wish himself free.
The pitch-black clouds poured down their contents instill heavier
torrents; not a creature was to be seen in the streets. To reachup
to the bell was what he did not like; to cry aloud for help would
have availed him little; besides, how ashamed would he have been to
be found caughtin a trap, like an outwitted fox! How was he to twist
himself through! He saw clearly that it was his irrevocable destiny
to remain a prisoner till dawn,or, perhaps, even late in the
morning; then the smith must be fetched to file away the bars; but
all that would not be done so quickly as he could thinkabout it. The
whole Charity School, just opposite, would be in motion; all the new
booths, with their not very courtier-like swarm of seamen, would
join them out of curiosity, and would greet him with a wild
"hurrah!" while he was standing in his pillory: there would be a
mob, a hissing, and rejoicing, and jeering, ten times worse than in
the rows about the Jews some years ago--"Oh, my blood is mounting to
my brain; 'tis enough to drive one mad! I shall go wild! I know not
what to do. Oh! were I but loose; my dizziness would then cease; oh,
were my head but loose!"
You see he ought to have said that sooner; for the moment he
expressed the wish his head was free; and cured of all his paroxysms
of love, he hastened off to his room, where the pains consequent on
the fright the Shoes hadprepared for him, did not so soon take their
leave.
But you must not think that the affair is over now; it grows much
worse.
The night passed, the next day also; but nobody came to fetch the
Shoes.
In the evening "Dramatic Readings" were to be given at the little
theatre inKing Street. The house was filled to suffocation; and
among other pieces to be recited was a new poem by H. C. Andersen,
called, My Aunt's Spectacles; the contents of which were pretty
nearly as follows:
"A certain person had an aunt, who boasted of particular skill in
fortune-telling with cards, and who was constantly being stormed by
personsthat wanted to have a peep into futurity. But she was full of
mystery about her art, in which a certain pair of magic spectacles
did her essentialservice. Her nephew, a merry boy, who was his
aunt's darling, begged so longfor these spectacles, that, at last,
she lent him the treasure, after havinginformed him, with many
exhortations, that in order to execute the interestingtrick, he need
only repair to some place where a great many persons wereassembled;
and then, from a higher position, whence he could overlook the
crowd, pass the company in review before him through his
spectacles.Immediately 'the inner man' of each individual would be
displayed before him, like a game of cards, in which he unerringly
might read what the future of every person presented was to be. Well
pleased the little magician hastened away to prove the powers of the
spectacles in the theatre; no place seeming tohim more fitted for
such a trial. He begged permission of the worthy audience,and set
his spectacles on his nose. A motley phantasmagoria presents itself
before him, which he describes in a few satirical touches, yet
withoutexpressing his opinion openly: he tells the people enough to
set them allthinking and guessing; but in order to hurt nobody, he
wraps his witty oracular judgments in a transparent veil, or rather
in a lurid thundercloud,shooting forth bright sparks of wit, that
they may fall in the powder-magazine of the expectant audience."
The humorous poem was admirably recited, and the speaker much
applauded. Amongthe audience was the young man of the hospital, who
seemed to have forgotten his adventure of the preceding night. He
had on the Shoes; for as yet no lawful owner had appeared to claim
them; and besides it was so very dirty out-of-doors, they were just
the thing for him, he thought.
The beginning of the poem he praised with great generosity: he even
found theidea original and effective. But that the end of it, like
the Rhine, was veryinsignificant, proved, in his opinion, the
author's want of invention; he waswithout genius, etc. This was an
excellent opportunity to have said something clever.
Meanwhile he was haunted by the idea--he should like to possess such
a pair ofspectacles himself; then, perhaps, by using them
circumspectly, one would beable to look into people's hearts, which,
he thought, would be far moreinteresting than merely to see what was
to happen next year; for that weshould all know in proper time, but
the other never.
"I can now," said he to himself, "fancy the whole row of ladies and
gentlemen sitting there in the front row; if one could but see into
their hearts--yes, that would be a revelation--a sort of bazar. In
that lady yonder, so strangelydressed, I should find for certain a
large milliner's shop; in that one theshop is empty, but it wants
cleaning plain enough. But there would also be some good stately
shops among them. Alas!" sighed he, "I know one in which allis
stately; but there sits already a spruce young shopman, which is the
onlything that's amiss in the whole shop. All would be splendidly
decked out, andwe should hear, 'Walk in, gentlemen, pray walk in;
here you will find all you please to want.' Ah! I wish to Heaven I
could walk in and take a trip right through the hearts of those
present!"
And behold! to the Shoes of Fortune this was the cue; the whole man
shrunktogether and a most uncommon journey through the hearts of the
front row ofspectators, now began. The first heart through which he
came, was that of amiddle-aged lady, but he instantly fancied
himself in the room of the "Institution for the cure of the crooked
and deformed," where casts ofmis-shapen limbs are displayed in naked
reality on the wall. Yet there was this difference, in the
institution the casts were taken at the entry of the patient; but
here they were retained and guarded in the heart while the
soundpersons went away. They were, namely, casts of female friends,
whose bodily or mental deformities were here most faithfully
preserved.
With the snake-like writhings of an idea he glided into another
female heart; but this seemed to him like a large holy fane.* The
white dove of innocence fluttered over the altar. How gladly
would he have sunk upon his knees; but hemust away to the next
heart; yet he still heard the pealing tones of the organ, and he
himself seemed to have become a newer and a better man; he
feltunworthy to tread the neighboring sanctuary which a poor garret,
with a sickbed-rid mother, revealed. But God's warm sun streamed
through the open window;lovely roses nodded from the wooden
flower-boxes on the roof, and two sky-blue birds sang rejoicingly,
while the sick mother implored God's richest blessings on her pious
daughter.
* temple
He now crept on hands and feet through a butcher's shop; at least on
every side, and above and below, there was nought but flesh. It was
the heart of a most respectable rich man, whose name is certain to
be found in the Directory.
He was now in the heart of the wife of this worthy gentleman. It was
an old,dilapidated, mouldering dovecot. The husband's portrait was
used as a weather-cock, which was connected in some way or other
with the doors, and so they opened and sut of their own accord,
whenever the stern old husband turned round.
Hereupon he wandered into a boudoir formed entirely of mirrors, like
the onein Castle Rosenburg; but here the glasses magnified to an
astonishing degree. On the floor, in the middle of the room, sat,
like a Dalai-Lama, the insignificant "Self" of the person, quite
confounded at his own greatness. He then imagined he had got into a
needle-case full of pointed needles of every size.
"This is certainly the heart of an old maid," thought he. But he was
mistaken.It was the heart of a young military man; a man, as people
said, of talent and feeling.
In the greatest perplexity, he now came out of the last heart in the
row; he was unable to put his thoughts in order, and fancied that
his too lively imagination had run away with him.
"Good Heavens!" sighed he. "I have surely a disposition to
madness--'tisdreadfully hot here; my blood boils in my veins and my
head is burning like acoal." And he now remembered the important
event of the evening before, how his head had got jammed in between
the iron railings of the hospital. "That's what it is, no doubt,"
said he. "I must do something in time: under such circumstances a
Russian bath might do me good. I only wish I were already on the
upper bank."*
*In these Russian (vapor) baths the person extends himself on a bank
or form, and as he gets accustomed to the heat, moves to another
higher up towards theceiling, where, of course, the vapor is
warmest. In this manner he ascends gradually to the highest.
And so there he lay on the uppermost bank in the vapor-bath; but
with all his clothes on, in his boots and galoshes, while the hot
drops fell scalding from the ceiling on his face.
"Holloa!" cried he, leaping down. The bathing attendant, on his
side, uttereda loud cry of astonishment when he beheld in the bath,
a man completely dressed.
The other, however, retained sufficient presence of mind to whisper
to him, "'Tis a bet, and I have won it!" But the first thing he did
as soon as he got home, was to have a large blister put on his chest
and back to draw out his madness.
The next morning he had a sore chest and a bleeding back; and,
excepting thefright, that was all that he had gained by the Shoes of
Fortune.
V. Metamorphosis of the Copying-Clerk
The watchman, whom we have certainly not forgotten, thought
meanwhile of the galoshes he had found and taken with him to the
hospital; he now went to fetch them; and as neither the lieutenant,
nor anybody else in the street, claimed them as his property, they
were delivered over to the police-office.*
*As on the continent, in all law and police practices nothing is
verbal, butany circumstance, however trifling, is reduced to
writing, the labor, as well as the number of papers that thus
accumulate, is enormous. In a police-office, consequently, we find
copying-clerks among many other scribes of various denominations, of
which, it seems, our hero was one.
"Why, I declare the Shoes look just like my own," said one of the
clerks,eying the newly-found treasure, whose hidden powers, even he,
sharp as he was,was not able to discover. "One must have more than
the eye of a shoemaker to know one pair from the other," said he,
soliloquizing; and putting, at thesame time, the galoshes in search
of an owner, beside his own in the corner.
"Here, sir!" said one of the men, who panting brought him a
tremendous pile of papers.
The copying-clerk turned round and spoke awhile with the man about
the reports and legal documents in question; but when he had
finished, and his eye fellagain on the Shoes, he was unable to say
whether those to the left or those tothe right belonged to him. "At
all events it must be those which are wet,"thought he; but this
time, in spite of his cleverness, he guessed quite wrong, for it was
just those of Fortune which played as it were into his hands,
orrather on his feet. And why, I should like to know, are the police
never to be wrong? So he put them on quickly, stuck his papers in
his pocket, and tookbesides a few under his arm, intending to look
them through at home to make the necessary notes. It was noon; and
the weather, that had threatened rain,began to clear up, while gaily
dressed holiday folks filled the streets. "Alittle trip to
Fredericksburg would do me no great harm," thought he; "for I, poor
beast of burden that I am, have so much to annoy me, that I don't
know what a good appetite is. 'Tis a bitter crust, alas! at which I
am condemned to
gnaw!"
Nobody could be more steady or quiet than this young man; we
therefore wish him joy of the excursion with all our heart; and it
will certainly be beneficial for a person who leads so sedentary a
life. In the park he met a friend, one of our young poets, who told
him that the following day he should set out on his long-intended
tour.
"So you are going away again!" said the clerk. "You are a very free
and happybeing; we others are chained by the leg and held fast to
our desk."
"Yes; but it is a chain, friend, which ensures you the blessed bread
of existence," answered the poet. "You need feel no care for the
coming morrow: when you are old, you receive a pension."
"True," said the clerk, shrugging his shoulders; "and yet you are
the better off. To sit at one's ease and poetise--that is a
pleasure; everybody has something agreeable to say to you, and you
are always your own master. No, friend, you should but try what it
is to sit from one year's end to the other occupied with and judging
the most trivial matters."
The poet shook his head, the copying-clerk did the same. Each one
kept to his own opinion, and so they separated.
"It's a strange race, those poets!" said the clerk, who was very
fond of soliloquizing. "I should like some day, just for a trial, to
take such nature upon me, and be a poet myself; I am very sure I
should make no such miserable verses as the others. Today, methinks,
is a most delicious day for a poet. Nature seems anew to celebrate
her awakening into life. The air is so unusually clear, the clouds
sail on so buoyantly, and from the green herbage a fragrance is
exhaled that fills me with delight. For many a year have I not felt
as at this moment."
We see already, by the foregoing effusion, that he is become a poet;
to give further proof of it, however, would in most cases be
insipid, for it is a most foolish notion to fancy a poet different
from other men. Among the latter there may be far more poetical
natures than many an acknowledged poet, when examined more closely,
could boast of; the difference only is, that the poet possesses a
better mental memory, on which account he is able to retain the
feeling and the thought till they can be embodied by means of words;
a facultywhich the others do not possess. But the transition from a
commonplace nature to one that is richly endowed, demands always a
more or less breakneck leapover a certain abyss which yawns
threateningly below; and thus must the sudden change with the clerk
strike the reader.
"The sweet air!" continued he of the police-office, in his dreamy
imaginings; "how it reminds me of the violets in the garden of my
aunt Magdalena! Yes,then I was a little wild boy, who did not go to
school very regularly. O heavens! 'tis a long time since I have
thought on those times. The good old soul! She lived behind the
Exchange. She always had a few twigs or green shoots in water--let
the winter rage without as it might. The violets exhaled their sweet
breath, whilst I pressed against the windowpanes covered with
fantastic frost-work the copper coin I had heated on the stove, and
so made peep-holes. What splendid vistas were then opened to my
view! What change--what magnificence! Yonder in the canal lay the
ships frozen up, and deserted bytheir whole crews, with a screaming
crow for the sole occupant. But when the spring, with a gentle
stirring motion, announced her arrival, a new and busy life arose;
with songs and hurrahs the ice was sawn asunder, the ships were
fresh tarred and rigged, that they might sail away to distant lands.
But Ihave remained here--must always remain here, sitting at my desk
in the office, and patiently see other people fetch their passports
to go abroad. Such is myfate! Alas!"--sighed he, and was again
silent. "Great Heaven! What is come to me! Never have I thought or
felt like this before! It must be the summer air that affects me
with feelings almost as disquieting as they are refreshing."
He felt in his pocket for the papers. "These police-reports will
soon stem the torrent of my ideas, and effectually hinder any
rebellious overflowing of the time-worn banks of official duties";
he said to himself consolingly, while hiseye ran over the first
page. "DAME TIGBRITH, tragedy in five acts." "What isthat? And yet
it is undeniably my own handwriting. Have I written the
tragedy?Wonderful, very wonderful!--And this--what have I here?
'INTRIGUE ON THE RAMPARTS; or THE DAY OF REPENTANCE: vaudeville with
new songs to the most favorite airs.' The deuce! Where did I get all
this rubbish? Some one musthave slipped it slyly into my pocket for
a joke. There is too a letter to me; a crumpled letter and the seal
broken."
Yes; it was not a very polite epistle from the manager of a theatre,
in which both pieces were flatly refused.
"Hem! hem!" said the clerk breathlessly, and quite exhausted he
seated himself on a bank. His thoughts were so elastic, his heart so
tender; and involuntarily he picked one of the nearest flowers. It
is a simple daisy, just bursting out of the bud. What the botanist
tells us after a number of imperfect lectures, the flower
proclaimed in a minute. It related the mythus of its birth, told of
the power of the sun-light that spread out its delicate leaves, and
forced them to impregnate the air with their incense--and then he
thought of the manifold struggles of life, which in like manner
awaken the budding flowers of feeling in our bosom. Light and air
contend with chivalricemulation for the love of the fair flower that
bestowed her chief favors on the latter; full of longing she turned
towards the light, and as soon as itvanished, rolled her tender
leaves together and slept in the embraces of the air. "It is the
light which adorns me," said the flower.
"But 'tis the air which enables thee to breathe," said the poet's
voice.
Close by stood a boy who dashed his stick into a wet ditch. The
drops of watersplashed up to the green leafy roof, and the clerk
thought of the million ofephemera which in a single drop were thrown
up to a height, that was as greatdoubtless for their size, as for us
if we were to be hurled above the clouds. While he thought of this
and of the whole metamorphosis he had undergone, hesmiled and said,
"I sleep and dream; but it is wonderful how one can dream so
naturally, and know besides so exactly that it is but a dream. If
only to-morrow on awaking, I could again call all to mind so
vividly! I seem in unusually good spirits; my perception of things
is clear, I feel as light and cheerful as though I were in heaven;
but I know for a certainty, that if to-morrow a dim remembrance of
it should swim before my mind, it will then seem nothing but stupid
nonsense, as I have often experienced already--especially before I
enlisted under the banner of the police, for that dispels like a
whirlwind all the visions of an unfettered imagination. All wehear
or say in a dream that is fair and beautiful is like the gold of the
subterranean spirits; it is rich and splendid when it is given us,
but viewed by daylight we find only withered leaves. Alas!" he
sighed quite sorrowful,and gazed at the chirping birds that hopped
contentedly from branch to branch,"they are much better off than I!
To fly must be a heavenly art; and happy do I prize that creature in
which it is innate. Yes! Could I exchange my nature with any other
creature, I fain would be such a happy little lark!"
He had hardly uttered these hasty words when the skirts and sleeves
of his coat folded themselves together into wings; the clothes
became feathers, and the galoshes claws. He observed it perfectly,
and laughed in his heart. "Now then, there is no doubt that I am
dreaming; but I never before was aware of such mad freaks as these."
And up he flew into the green roof and sang; but in the song there
was no poetry, for the spirit of the poet was gone. The Shoes, as is
the case with anybody who does what he has to do properly, could
only attend to one thing at a time. He wanted to be a poet, and he
was one; he now wished to be a merry chirping bird: but when he was
metamorphosed into one, the former peculiarities ceased immediately.
"It is really pleasant enough," said he: "the whole day long I sit
in the office amid the driest law-papers, and at night I fly in my
dream as a lark in the gardens of Fredericksburg; one might really
write a very pretty comedy upon it." He now fluttered down into the
grass, turned his head gracefully on every side, and with his bill
pecked the pliant blades of grass, which, in comparison to his
present size, seemed as majestic as the palm-branches of northern
Africa.
Unfortunately the pleasure lasted but a moment. Presently black
night overshadowed our enthusiast, who had so entirely missed his
part of copying-clerk at a police-office; some vast object seemed to
be thrown over him. It was a large oil-skin cap, which a sailor-boy
of the quay had thrown over the struggling bird; a coarse hand
sought its way carefully in under the broad rim, and seized the
clerk over the back and wings. In the first moment of fear, he
called, indeed, as loud as he could--"You impudent little
blackguard! I am a copying-clerk at the police-office; and you know
you cannot insult any belonging to the constabulary force without a
chastisement. Besides, you good-for-nothing rascal, it is strictly
forbidden to catch birds in the royal gardens of Fredericksburg; but
your blue uniform betrays where you come from." This fine tirade
sounded, however, to the ungodly sailor-boy like a mere "Pippi-pi."
He gave the noisy bird a knock on his beak, and walked on.
He was soon met by two schoolboys of the upper class--that is to say
as individuals, for with regard to learning they were in the lowest
class in the school; and they bought the stupid bird. So the
copying-clerk came to Copenhagen as guest, or rather as prisoner in
a family living in Gother Street.
"'Tis well that I'm dreaming," said the clerk, "or I really should
get angry. First I was a poet; now sold for a few pence as a lark;
no doubt it was that accursed poetical nature which has
metamorphosed me into such a poor harmless little creature. It is
really pitiable, particularly when one gets into the hands of a
little blackguard, perfect in all sorts of cruelty to animals: all I
should like to know is, how the story will end."
The two schoolboys, the proprietors now of the transformed clerk,
carried him into an elegant room. A stout stately dame received them
with a smile; but she expressed much dissatisfaction that a common
field-bird, as she called the lark, should appear in such high
society. For to-day, however, she would allow it; and they must shut
him in the empty cage that was standing in the window. "Perhaps he
will amuse my good Polly," added the lady, looking with a benignant
smile at a large green parrot that swung himself backwards and
forwards most comfortably in his ring, inside a magnificent
brass-wired cage. "To-day is Polly's birthday," said she with
stupid simplicity: "and the little crown field-bird must wish him
joy."
Mr. Polly uttered not a syllable in reply, but swung to and fro with
dignified condescension; while a pretty canary, as yellow as gold,
that had lately been brought from his sunny fragrant home, began to
sing aloud.
"Noisy creature! Will you be quiet!" screamed the lady of the house,
covering the cage with an embroidered white pocket handkerchief.
"Chirp, chirp!" sighed he. "That was a dreadful snowstorm"; and he
sighedagain, and was silent.
The copying-clerk, or, as the lady said, the brown field-bird, was
put into a small cage, close to the Canary, and not far from "my
good Polly." The only human sounds that the Parrot could bawl out
were, "Come, let us be men!" Everything else that he said was as
unintelligible to everybody as thechirping of the Canary, except to
the clerk, who was now a bird too: he understood his companion
perfectly.
"I flew about beneath the green palms and the blossoming
almond-trees," sang the Canary; "I flew around, with my brothers and
sisters, over the beautiful flowers, and over the glassy lakes,
where the bright water-plants nodded to me from below. There, too, I
saw many splendidly-dressed paroquets, that told the drollest
stories, and the wildest fairy tales without end."
"Oh! those were uncouth birds," answered the Parrot. "They had no
education, and talked of whatever came into their head.
"If my mistress and all her friends can laugh at what I say, so may
you too, I should think. It is a great fault to have no taste for
what is witty or amusing--come, let us be men."
"Ah, you have no remembrance of love for the charming maidens that
danced beneath the outspread tents beside the bright fragrant
flowers? Do you no longer remember the sweet fruits, and the cooling
juice in the wild plants of our never-to-be-forgotten home?" said
the former inhabitant of the Canary Isles, continuing his
dithyrambic.
"Oh, yes," said the Parrot; "but I am far better off here. I am well
fed, and get friendly treatment. I know I am a clever fellow; and
that is all I careabout. Come, let us be men. You are of a poetical
nature, as it is called--I,on the contrary, possess profound
knowledge and inexhaustible wit. You have genius; but clear-sighted,
calm discretion does not take such lofty flights, and utter such
high natural tones. For this they have covered you over--they never
do the like to me; for I cost more. Besides, they are afraid of my
beak;and I have always a witty answer at hand. Come, let us be men!"
"O warm spicy land of my birth," sang the Canary bird; "I will sing
of thy dark-green bowers, of the calm bays where the pendent boughs
kiss the surface of the water; I will sing of the rejoicing of all
my brothers and sisters where the cactus grows in wanton
luxuriance."
"Spare us your elegiac tones," said the Parrot giggling. "Rather
speak of something at which one may laugh heartily. Laughing is an
infallible sign of the highest degree of mental development. Can a
dog, or a horse laugh? No, but they can cry. The gift of laughing
was given to man alone. Ha! ha! ha!" screamed Polly, and added his
stereotype witticism. "Come, let us be men!"
"Poor little Danish grey-bird," said the Canary; "you have been
caught too. It is, no doubt, cold enough in your woods, but there at
least is the breath of liberty; therefore fly away. In the hurry
they have forgotten to shut your cage, and the upper window is open.
Fly, my friend; fly away. Farewell!"
Instinctively the Clerk obeyed; with a few strokes of his wings he
was out of the cage; but at the same moment the door, which was only
ajar, and which led to the next room, began to creak, and supple and
creeping came the largetomcat into the room, and began to pursue
him. The frightened Canary flutteredabout in his cage; the Parrot
flapped his wings, and cried, "Come, let us bemen!" The Clerk felt a
mortal fright, and flew through the window, far awayover the houses
and streets. At last he was forced to rest a little.
The neighboring house had a something familiar about it; a window
stood open;he flew in; it was his own room. He perched upon the
table.
"Come, let us be men!" said he, involuntarily imitating the chatter
of theParrot, and at the same moment he was again a copying-clerk;
but he wassitting in the middle of the table.
"Heaven help me!" cried he. "How did I get up here--and so buried in
sleep,too? After all, that was a very unpleasant, disagreeable dream
that haunted me! The whole story is nothing but silly, stupid
nonsense!"
VI. The Best That the Galoshes Gave
The following day, early in the morning, while the Clerk was still
in bed,someone knocked at his door. It was his neighbor, a young
Divine, who lived onthe same floor. He walked in.
"Lend me your Galoshes," said he; "it is so wet in the garden,
though the sunis shining most invitingly. I should like to go out a
little."
He got the Galoshes, and he was soon below in a little duodecimo
garden, where between two immense walls a plumtree and an apple-tree
were standing. Evensuch a little garden as this was considered in
the metropolis of Copenhagen as a great luxury.
The young man wandered up and down the narrow paths, as well as the
prescribedlimits would allow; the clock struck six; without was
heard the horn of a post-boy.
"To travel! to travel!" exclaimed he, overcome by most painful and
passionateremembrances. "That is the happiest thing in the world!
That is the highestaim of all my wishes! Then at last would the
agonizing restlessness beallayed, which destroys my existence! But
it must be far, far away! I would behold magnificent Switzerland; I
would travel to Italy, and--"
It was a good thing that the power of the Galoshes worked as
instantaneouslyas lightning in a powder-magazine would do, otherwise
the poor man with hisoverstrained wishes would have travelled about
the world too much for himselfas well as for us. In short, he was
travelling. He was in the middle ofSwitzerland, but packed up with
eight other passengers in the inside of aneternally-creaking
diligence; his head ached till it almost split, his weary neck could
hardly bear the heavy load, and his feet, pinched by his
torturingboots, were terribly swollen. He was in an intermediate
state between sleepingand waking; at variance with himself, with his
company, with the country, andwith the government. In his right
pocket he had his letter of credit, in theleft, his passport, and in
a small leathern purse some double louis d'or, carefully sewn up in
the bosom of his waistcoat. Every dream proclaimed that one or the
other of these valuables was lost; wherefore he started up as in
afever; and the first movement which his hand made, described a
magic trianglefrom the right pocket to the left, and then up towards
the bosom, to feel if he had them all safe or not. From the roof
inside the carriage, umbrellas,walking-sticks, hats, and sundry
other articles were depending, and hinderedthe view, which was
particularly imposing. He now endeavored as well as he wasable to
dispel his gloom, which was caused by outward chance circumstances
merely, and on the bosom of nature imbibe the milk of purest human
enjoyment.
Grand, solemn, and dark was the whole landscape around. The gigantic
pine-forests, on the pointed crags, seemed almost like little tufts
of heather, colored by the surrounding clouds. It began to snow, a
cold wind blew and roared as though it were seeking a bride.
"Augh!" sighed he, "were we only on the other side the Alps, then we
shouldhave summer, and I could get my letters of credit cashed. The
anxiety I feel about them prevents me enjoying Switzerland. Were I
but on the other side!"
And so saying he was on the other side in Italy, between Florence
and Rome.Lake Thracymene, illumined by the evening sun, lay like
flaming gold betweenthe dark-blue mountain-ridges; here, where
Hannibal defeated Flaminius, the rivers now held each other in their
green embraces; lovely, half-nakedchildren tended a herd of black
swine, beneath a group of fragrantlaurel-trees, hard by the
road-side. Could we render this inimitable pictureproperly, then
would everybody exclaim, "Beautiful, unparalleled Italy!" Butneither
the young Divine said so, nor anyone of his grumbling companions in
the coach of the vetturino.
The poisonous flies and gnats swarmed around by thousands; in vain
one wavedmyrtle-branches about like mad; the audacious insect
population did not ceaseto sting; nor was there a single person in
the well-crammed carriage whose face was not swollen and sore from
their ravenous bites. The poor horses,tortured almost to death,
suffered most from this truly Egyptian plague; theflies alighted
upon them in large disgusting swarms; and if the coachman got down
and scraped them off, hardly a minute elapsed before they were
thereagain. The sun now set: a freezing cold, though of short
duration pervaded thewhole creation; it was like a horrid gust
coming from a burial-vault on a warm summer's day--but all around
the mountains retained that wonderful green tonewhich we see in some
old pictures, and which, should we not have seen asimilar play of
color in the South, we declare at once to be unnatural. It wasa
glorious prospect; but the stomach was empty, the body tired; all
that theheart cared and longed for was good night-quarters; yet how
would they be? Forthese one looked much more anxiously than for the
charms of nature, whichevery where were so profusely displayed.
The road led through an olive-grove, and here the solitary inn was
situated.Ten or twelve crippled-beggars had encamped outside. The
healthiest of themresembled, to use an expression of Marryat's,
"Hunger's eldest son when he hadcome of age"; the others were either
blind, had withered legs and crept abouton their hands, or withered
arms and fingerless hands. It was the most wretched misery, dragged
from among the filthiest rags. "Excellenza,miserabili!" sighed they,
thrusting forth their deformed limbs to view. Even the hostess, with
bare feet, uncombed hair, and dressed in a garment of doubtful
color, received the guests grumblingly. The doors were fastened
witha loop of string; the floor of the rooms presented a stone
paving half tornup; bats fluttered wildly about the ceiling; and as
to the smell therein--no--that was beyond description.
"You had better lay the cloth below in the stable," said one of
thetravellers; "there, at all events, one knows what one is
breathing."
The windows were quickly opened, to let in a little fresh air.
Quicker,however, than the breeze, the withered, sallow arms of the
beggars were thrust in, accompanied by the eternal whine of "Miserabili,
miserabili, excellenza!" On the walls were displayed innumerable
inscriptions, written in nearly every language of Europe, some in
verse, some in prose, most of them not very laudatory of "bella
Italia."
The meal was served. It consisted of a soup of salted water,
seasoned withpepper and rancid oil. The last ingredient played a
very prominent part in thesalad; stale eggs and roasted cocks'-combs
furnished the grand dish of therepast; the wine even was not without
a disgusting taste--it was like amedicinal draught.
At night the boxes and other effects of the passengers were placed
against therickety doors. One of the travellers kept watch while the
others slept. Thesentry was our young Divine. How close it was in
the chamber! The heat oppressive to suffocation--the gnats hummed
and stung unceasingly--the "miserabili" without whined and moaned in
their sleep.
"Travelling would be agreeable enough," said he groaning, "if one
only had no body, or could send it to rest while the spirit went on
its pilgrimage unhindered, whither the voice within might call it.
Wherever I go, I am pursued by a longing that is insatiable--that I
cannot explain to myself, andthat tears my very heart. I want
something better than what is but what is fled in an instant. But
what is it, and where is it to be found? Yet, I know in reality what
it is I wish for. Oh! most happy were I, could I but reach one
aim--could but reach the happiest of all!"
And as he spoke the word he was again in his home; the long white
curtainshung down from the windows, and in the middle of the floor
stood the blackcoffin; in it he lay in the sleep of death. His wish
was fulfilled--the bodyrested, while the spirit went unhindered on
its pilgrimage. "Let no one deem himself happy before his end," were
the words of Solon; and here was a new andbrilliant proof of the
wisdom of the old apothegm.
Every corpse is a sphynx of immortality; here too on the black
coffin thesphynx gave us no answer to what he who lay within had
written two days before:
"O mighty Death! thy silence teaches nought,
Thou leadest only to the near grave's brink;
Is broken now the ladder of my thoughts?
Do I instead of mounting only sink?
Our heaviest grief the world oft seeth not,
Our sorest pain we hide from stranger eyes:
And for the sufferer there is nothing left
But the green mound that o'er the coffin lies."
Two figures were moving in the chamber. We knew them both; it was
the fairy of Care, and the emissary of Fortune. They both bent over
the corpse.
"Do you now see," said Care, "what happiness your Galoshes have
brought to mankind?"
"To him, at least, who slumbers here, they have brought an
imperishableblessing," answered the other.
"Ah no!" replied Care. "He took his departure himself; he was not
called away.His mental powers here below were not strong enough to
reach the treasureslying beyond this life, and which his destiny
ordained he should obtain. I will now confer a benefit on him."
And she took the Galoshes from his feet; his sleep of death was
ended; and he who had been thus called back again to life arose from
his dread couch in all the vigor of youth. Care vanished, and with
her the Galoshes. She has no oubt taken them for herself, to keep
them to all eternity.