Once upon a time a king and a
queen gave a magnificent party in honor of the christening of their
new-born son, Prince Rolandor. To this party the royal parents took
good care to invite every single fairy in Fairyland, for they knew
very well the unhappy consequences of forgetting to invite fairies
to christenings. When all the invitations had been sent out, the
Queen went down to the kitchen to superintend the cooking of the
master-dainty of the feast, a huge strawberry-tart.
The morning on which the grand ceremony was to take place arrived.
At half-past ten the Court Astrologer, who was master of ceremonies,
gave the order to form in line; and at ten minutes to eleven the
splendid procession started for the church. The road was lined with
the King's vassals shouting, "Hurrah, hurrah!" Countless little
elves with gauzy wings watched from the branches of the trees; and
the great cathedral bells went clang, bang, clang, as merrily as
could be.
Just behind the royal body-guard came the King's gold-and-diamond
coach shining in the sunlight of June, with the King and the Queen
in it on one side and the Court Astrologer and the fairy Titania,
prospective godparents of the little Prince, on the other. The
Prince himself, swathed in a wonderful silk mantle edged with pearls
and turquoises, slept in the Astrologer's arms.
The procession entered the church, where the venerable Lord
Archbishop, surrounded by a magnificent choir, was awaiting its
coming. A hush went over the great assembly as the parents and the
godparents advanced to the flower-decked font, and the silence
lasted until His Eminence had sprinkled the Prince and given him the
name of Rolandor. Then the bells rang again, the organ roared so
that the windows shook in their casements, and the choristers sang
like birds on a summer afternoon.
The christening over, the procession went back to the castle, past
the waiting rows of bystanders, not one of whom had changed his
place or gone away, so superb had been the spectacle.
The christening banquet was laid in the great hall of the castle,
and, thanks to the Court Astrologer, things went off beautifully. It
was the only large banquet ever known in the history of the world
where courses were served all at one time, and while one person was
finishing an ice, another was not beginning with the soup. Nor was
the menu mixed, which happens so frequently to-day that you are apt
to have soup, ice, cake, roast, soup, and a roast again. No, from
soup to ice the banquet was a huge success; but, alas, disaster came
with the strawberry-tart.
As the Queen was chatting with the Lord Chancellor of the Enchanted
Islands, she happened to notice--for like a good hostess she had
been keeping an eye to the comfort of her guests--that nobody on the
right-hand side of the hall had been served with strawberry-tart.
Almost at the same moment, the chief cook, looking rather pale and
worried, bustled through the throng and whispered in her ear, "Your
Majesty, the strawberry-tart has given out!"
The Queen turned pale. At length she managed to ask in a weak voice,
"Have you plenty of other pastries?"
"Yes, Your Majesty," replied the cook.
"Then let them be served at once."
The cook withdrew, and the Queen, though somewhat shaken, took up
the conversation again. Ten minutes passed, and she was beginning to
forget her start, when a voice, rising clear and rasping over the
hubbub of the hall, said suddenly, "Where's my piece of
strawberry-tart?"
Everybody turned toward the speaker, an elderly fairy from the
Kingdom of the Black Mountains, named Malvolia. She stood up in her
place, her arms akimbo, glowering at her plate, on which an
attendant had just deposited a small chocolate eclair.
"Where's my piece of strawberry-tart?" she repeated.
The Queen rose. "I am very sorry, Madam Malvolia," said she in her
sweetest voice, "but the strawberry-tart has given out."
"Hoity-toity," answered Malvolia rudely; "you mean that you only
baked enough for your own personal friends."
At this several guests cried, "Sh! Sh!" and the King began to look
worried.
"We will send for some at once," announced His Majesty.
"Oh yes,--strawberry-tart baked by the Queen's own hands for her own
dear friends," said Malvolia sneeringly; "but for me, a fairy of age
and distinction, an ordinary, low baker's eclair. The Kingdom of the
Black Mountains has been deliberately insulted in my person!"
"No, no, no, no!" cried the King and the Queen. "We assure you,
madam, that it was a simple mischance."
"Pish and tush!" replied Malvolia, who, like a great many people,
secretly enjoyed feeling herself aggrieved. "I consider the affair
an affront, a deliberate affront. And you shall pay dear for this
humiliation," she screamed, quickly losing control of her temper.
"Every time the Prince sneezes something shall change until--"
At this very moment, alas, a northeast wind blew gustily through the
open windows of the hall, shaking the tapestries from the walls, and
carrying away the last of Malvolia's sentence. The angry fairy
turned herself into a great black raven and flew, cawing hoarsely,
over the heads of the banqueters and out of the window with the
wind.
A baby's cry was heard, and the King and the Queen rushed
panic-stricken to where their little son lay in his cradle on a
raised platform at the head of the hall. The little Prince's fat,
pink face was twisted into dreadful lines; he opened his mouth wide
several times and half closed it again; then, opening it wider than
ever, he sneezed a terrible sneeze.
There came a loud clap of thunder. When the confusion was over, the
Court Astrologer was found to have turned into an eight-day clock,
with a sun, moon, and stars arrangement, a planetary indicator, and
a calendar calculated for two thousand years. The banquet ended
rather gloomily, although the gifts of the other fairies, such as
health, wealth, and beauty, managed to make everyone a little more
cheerful.
When the guests were gone, the King and Queen sent for Doctor Pill,
the court physician, to consult him in regard to the measures which
ought to be taken to prevent the Prince's sneezing. As for the poor
Court Astrologer, he was hung up in the sacristy of the cathedral,
and every eight days his wife wound him up, with tears.
"What shall we do, doctor?" asked the King rather mournfully.
"The Prince must be preserved from the things which cause sneezing,"
said the doctor sagely.
"Such as draughts?" suggested the King.
"Draughts, head-colds, snuff, and pepper," answered the leech. "Let
his little highness be put into a special suite of rooms; admit no
person to them until he has been examined for head-cold, and has put
on germ-proof garments; and as his little highness grows older,
forbid the use of pepper in his food. Better still, if Your Majesty
has a castle in the mountains, let the Prince be taken there for the
sake of the purer air."
"There is the tower on the Golden Mountain," said the King.
At this the Queen began to weep again, for she, quite naturally, did
not wish to part with her child.
"But, my dear, we can't have him sneezing, and things changing all
the time," said the King.
"I beg Your Majesty to consider the danger of a head-cold," put in
the doctor.
"Yes, think of the danger of a head-cold," echoed the King, who saw
clearer than the Queen the chaos that might result if the Prince was
attacked by a prolonged fit of sneezing. "People with head-colds may
sneeze ten or fifteen times a day."
"Or fifty," said the doctor.
"Or fifty," echoed the King again, shaking his head, for he was torn
between paternal love and kingly duty. "Imagine fifty enchantments
in a day! By eventide the whole kingdom would be upset, undone, and
the people plotting a revolution."
"The tower on the Golden Mountain is in a fine healthful locality,"
said the doctor, "and the Prince could be brought up as happily
there as in the palace."
So at length the Queen consented. In a few days the little Prince,
who had not sneezed a second time, was removed to the tower on the
Golden Mountain. His room, designed by Doctor Pill, was completely
protected from draughts, and every breath of air that entered it was
tri-bi-sterilized. Mrs. Pill, who had been a hospital nurse, took
care of him. Three times a week, on Mondays, Wednesdays, and
Fridays, his royal parents rode out to the tower, and after putting
on germ-proof garments, were admitted to the nursery of their infant
son.
And so the years went by. Nobody was found able to break Malvolia's
spell, and the clue to its undoing had been carried away by the
wind. Malvolia herself had disappeared.
The Prince became a handsome little boy. Accomplished teachers
taught him history, music, drawing, dancing, and all the other
things that a prince ought to know. But of real life he knew almost
nothing at all.
His most faithful friend during these lonely years was a French
poodle, who spoke both French and English exceedingly well. Of
course, he had a marked canine accent, rather growling his g's and
howling the aw's and the ow's, but his words were well chosen and
his vocabulary extensive. Never was seen a more friendly, wise, and
devoted animal.
When the King decided to have him sent away for a while, for he
feared that his son was getting a touch of Poldo's barky manner of
speaking, from too close an association, the little Prince became
really ill from grief, and the King was forced to alter his
decision.
During his imprisonment in the tower, in spite of all precautions,
the Prince sneezed three times. At the first sneeze, all the dogs in
the kingdom except Poldo changed into cats, and all the cats into
dogs. Though this was not a serious trouble, the change was
certainly inconvenient. All the dog-cats came out meowing at people
as the dogs used to bark at them, and they chased people down the
street; the cat-dogs, on the other hand, stayed in the kitchen under
the stove, and watched for mice in the pantry. Great St. Bernards
might be seen licking their paws and rubbing them over their
foreheads, and fat, old cat-lap-dogs used to try to purr.
At the second sneeze, all the elderly gentlemen over seventy changed
into elm trees, a proceeding that caused a terrible lot of trouble.
At the third sneeze, all the people in the pictures at the Art
Museum became alive, and for a week the soldiers of the royal guard
spent most of their time rescuing poor, bewildered fauns, satyrs,
nymphs, Roman senators, and long dead celebrities and historical
personages from the worst destitution. The King finally had to build
a special castle for them.
As the Prince's twenty-first birthday drew near, he began to feel
very sad at the idea of having to stay shut up in the tower all his
life. Though he was a very brave and very manly young man, he lay
down on his couch and wept in sorrow.
Suddenly, standing with his forepaws on the coverlet, "Why do you
weep, dear master?" said the little dog.
"At my fate," replied the poor Prince. "I cannot bear to think that
I may have to spend all my days in this tower, and never see the
great wide world."
The poodle was silent for a few minutes. At length he said, "Dear
Prince Rolandor, do not give up hope. Have you ever thought of
consulting my old master, the Giant of the North Pole? He has a
large chest in his palace full of secrets which the winds have
overheard, and perhaps the key to Malvolia's spell is among them. If
you will have a warm fur coat and four fur boots made for me, I will
go to the Giant and ask him."
The Prince gave his consent, and on the next day the royal tailor
made the poodle a magnificent sealskin coat and four splendid
fur-lined boots. Then the King wished him good speed, the Queen
cried over him, and the Prince, who could see from his high tower
every corner of the kingdom, watched him till he disappeared over
the hills and far away.
Straight north the poodle ran. Soon he had left the fertile plains
behind him, and entered great, black pine forests where never a road
was to be seen. The cold wind howled through the trees, and at night
the brilliant stars sparkled over the dark and waving branches.
Hungry wolves and savage bears often pursued him, but somehow he
always managed to escape them all. At the end of the forest he found
the frozen ocean lit by the shuddering light of the aurora, flashing
in a great fan from east to west. Past white-tusked walruses and
sleepy penguins he flew, till on the eleventh day he saw the green,
icy pinnacles of the Giant's palace against the waving curtain of
the Polar lights. On the evening of the twelfth day he entered the
castle.
The Giant of the North Pole was a tall, strong, yellow-haired fellow
wearing a crown of ice and a great sweeping mantle made from the
white fur of the polar bear. His servants were the Gusts,--strange,
supple, shadowy creatures moving quickly to and fro,--and his
courtiers were the whirlwinds and the storms. The Giant's wife sat
by his side; she had dark hair and eyes of icy, burning blue.
"Welcome, little Poldo," said the Giant; and his voice sounded like
the wind in the treetops; "what seek you here?"
"I seek some words of the Fairy Malvolia which were carried away by
the northeast wind at Prince Rolandor's christening," replied the
poodle.
"Whew, oo-oo," whistled the Giant of the North Pole. "If I have
them, the words are yours."
He summoned two Gusts to bring forth the chest of secrets. It was
made of black stone; and edged with diamonds of ice. In it were
stored all the mysteries which the wind had ever overheard; there
were secrets, confessions, vows, merry laughs, and simple words. And
sure enough, in the corner of the chest lay the rest of Malvolia's
spell--a row of little, old-fashioned, dusty words; the words:
"Until he finds someone brave enough to marry him."
So the good poodle learned the words by heart, thanked the Giant,
and hurried home with the message. When he came to the King's
palace, he ran, barking with joy, right into the King's own room.
There he saw the unhappy parents.
"Have you found the last of the sentence?" cried the Queen.
"Yes," said Poldo. "The spell will end when the prince marries."
That very evening the King and the Queen sent forth ambassadors to
ask for the hand of the loveliest princess of all Fairyland,
Princess Adatha of the Adamant Mountains. But so afraid was Adatha
of being turned into something else, that she refused the offer.
The King and the Queen then made a request for the hand of Princess
Alicia of the Crystal Lakes. But Alicia also was afraid of being
turned into something else, and she too refused the alliance. So did
the Princess of the Golden Coasts, the Princess of the Seven Cities,
and many others. Finally the only princess left in all Fairyland was
a princess who herself lay under an enchantment. A jealous witch had
turned her golden hair bright blue, and given her a nose a foot
long. This unhappy maiden was the only princess willing to accept
poor Rolandor.
The wedding day arrived. The Prince, though perhaps a little pale
from his confined life, looked very handsome, and led his ugly bride
to the altar like a man. Just exactly as the marriage ceremony was
half over, a spasm contorted the muscles of the Prince's face; the
poor young man felt strongly inclined to sneeze. Though he could be
seen making heroic efforts to control the impulse, the audience got
very nervous and panicky.
All was in vain! The Prince sneezed, "Ker choo!" A terrific clap of
thunder rent the air, and everybody looked about to see what had
happened.
The effect of the sneeze was an odd one. As it had occurred exactly
at the moment when the Prince was half-married, the spell had
reacted upon itself. "Just like a kick from a gun," Dr. Pill said
next day.
The cats became dogs again, and the dogs became cats; the elm trees
became cross, elderly gentlemen looking for their families; the
poor, excited Roman senators, fauns, nymphs, satyrs, celebrities and
historical personages, went back to their pictures; and to cap the
climax, the ugly bride became once more her sweet and lovely self.
While everybody was cheering, who should walk out of the sacristy
but the Court Astrologer! An instant later, he had fallen into the
affectionate arms of the faithful wife who had wound him up for
twenty-one years.
After the wedding reception, the Prince and his bride went on a
honeymoon to the Enchanted Islands. As for Poldo the poodle, he was
created Prime Minister and lived to a fine old age.